- John Cleese
- Archie
- Jamie Lee Curtis
- Wanda
- Kevin Kline
- Otto
- Michael Palin
- Ken
- Maria Aitken
- Wendy
- Tom Georgeson
- George
- Patricia Hayes
- Mrs. Coady
- Geoffrey Palmer
- Judge
- Cynthia Cleese
- Portia
- Mark Elwes
- Customer in Jeweler's Shop
- Neville Phillips
- Manager of Jeweler's Shop
- Peter Jonfield
- Inspector Marvin
- Ken Campbell
- Bartlett
- Al Ashton
- Warder
- Roger Hume
- Locksmith
- Roger Brierley
- Davidson
- Llewellyn Rees
- Sir John
- Michael Percival
- Percival
- Kate Lansbury
- Magistrate
- Robert Ian Mackenzie
- Copper
- Andrew MacLachlan
- Zebedee
- Roland MacLeod
- Vicar
- Jeremy Child
- Mr. Johnson
- Pamela Miles
- Mrs. Johnson
- Tom Pigott Smith
- Child Johnson (13)
- Katherine John
- Child Johnson (10)
- Sophie Johnstone
- Child Johnson (8)
- Kim Barclay
- Nanny
- Sharon Marino
- 1st Junior Barrister (Defence Counsel)
- Patrick Newman
- 2nd Junior Barrister (Defence Counsel)
- David Simeon
- Clerk of Court (Old Bailey)
- Imogen Bickford-Smith
- Stenographer
- Tia Lee
- Junior Barrister (Prosecutor Counsel)
- Robert Putt
- Police Officer (Old Bailey)
- Waydon Croft
- 1st Prison Officer
- John Dixon
- 2nd Prison Officer
- Anthony Pedley
- Irate Driver
- Robert McBain
- Hotel Clerk
- Clare McIntyre
- Airline Employee
- Charu Bala Chokshi
- Indian Cleaner
- Stephen Fry
- Hutchison
- Roy Beck
- Man in Street
- John Bird
- Clerk of the Magistrate's Court
- Chris Chering
- Prisoner
- Terence Conoley
- Airline Passenger
- Gary Dean
- Man in Court
- Robert Goodman
- Street thug
- Pat Gorman
- Man at Airport
- Aidan Harrington
- Courtroom Spectator
- Barrie Holland
- Defence Barrister
- Rebecca Moore
- Jury member
- Mike Reynell
- Man in Street
- Peter Roy
- Man in Street
- Guy Standeven
- Jeweler
- David Stone
- Man in Line Up
