- Lloyd Kaufman
- Mitch / Mayor Bloom
- Shawn C. Phillips
- Self
- Mark Torgl
- Melvin
- Stephanie Love
- Diana Kroft
- Andrew J Chambers
- Commercial director
- Tony Mardon
- The President
- Joseph William Simmons
- Chet Chesterton
- Mercy Andersen
- Farmer's Wife
- Raven Foyt
- Molly
- Josh Swain
- Corn Victim
- Erik Luna
- Chad
- Kevin Beacom
- Terry
- Richea McCain
- Candy
- Logan Finn
- Self
- Sam Perry
- Big Fat Man Child
- Nikki Naldi
- Jessica
- Britt Noel
- Crystal / Pizza Girl / Ape
- Angel Campbell
- Opening Credits
- Jason Heath
- Coffee guy
- Jennie Barney
- Heather
- Ayden Chambers
- Chemical Guy
- Tyler Tietsort
- Brian
- Morgan Molck
- Self
- Joshua Gilbert
- Corn Victim
- Tyler Kissel
- Farmer
- Dustin Beggs
- Farmer
- Robin Allen
- Cop
- Mikey Taylor
- Otis
- Dane-Mychal Marvin
- Tooth Brusher
- Tony Kimball
- Confused Protester
- Sarah Podendorf
- Coffee wife
- Heather Sheffield
- Corn Victim
- Missa Rosin
- Opening Credits
- Mandy Hudlow
- Opening Credits
- Anelda Peterson
- Opening Credits
- Lillian Chambers
- Corn Baby #1
- Christopher Dean Rowe
- Commercial sound guy
- Clayton Gault
- Protest leader
- Matthew Schultz
- Scott
- Jake Gilbert
- Luke
- Blake Roads
- Skinny Guy
- Luis Taz Cruz
- Farmer / doctor / meat head
- Catherine Ann Moore
- Dr. Semens
- Ethan Chambers
- Alien / EMT
- Thomas Fitzpatrick
- Fat Guy
- Matthew Kischer
- Tony
- Zoe Olney
- Corn Victim
- Abigail Chambers
- Corn Baby #2
- Desmond Swain
- Corn Victim
- Mike Fantastik
- Self
- Nick Knipe
- Brad
