- John Babatsikos
- Dr. Papadopolous
- Thomas J. Bellezza
- Der Wienerschnitzel
- Erin Conroy
- Jillian
- Les Degen
- Mayor McDigley
- Anthony DiDomenico
- Evil Security
- Billy Florio
- Jet Pack Punk / Crime King
- Adam Gennari
- Hank
- Adam Ginsberg
- Judge
- Brian Hogan
- Davin
- Mike Keegan
- Slim Jim Bob
- Tony Landolfi
- Vinnie
- Edward Malecki
- Larry
- Todd Montesi
- Outraged Peorian
- Chris Monty
- Hank's lawyer
- Dan Nemirovsky
- The Ukraine
- Jacqueline Olszewski
- Sharon
- Joe Pontillo
- Roger / Hood #1
- Dennis Rooney
- James Coleman
- Neil Rubenstein
- Fred
- Justin Stephenson
- Bartender
- Justin Thompson
- King Of Crime Thug
- Christopher T. Wall
- Groom
- Thomas J. Wall
- Captain Savior
