- Ryan LaPlante
- Father Bane
- Michael Rawley
- Dokes MacFarlane
- Alysa King
- Amy Bonner
- Luke LaPlante
- Officer Blank
- Shane Patrick McClurg
- Sissy MacFarlane
- Rachel Beauregard
- Trisha MacFarlane
- Reece Presley
- Buddy MacFarlane
- Michael Dwyer
- Detective White
- Noel LaPlante
- Ronald Bonner
- Jill LaPlante
- Sandra Bonner
- Clyde Taurus
- Dougie Bonner
- Austin Schaefer
- El Diablo
- Jeff Wilkinson
- Pawn Shop Guy
- Wayne Desormeaux
- Pawn Shop Guy
- Ryan Bommarito
- Mugger Douchebag
- Tyler Hewitt
- Doctor Pooner
- Max Brunke
- Helga the He / She
- Vin Gignac
- Blowjob Dude
- Rob Bril
- Masked Rapist
- Michael Holland
- Partyboy Victim
- Kyle Hillman
- That Piece of Shit Marcus Hoffman
- Kyle C. Barker
- Bum on Stairs
- Nicola Clare Russell
- Junkie
- Nick Obrien
- Cokehead
- Rebecca Triumph
- The Greasers
- Brooke Wabie
- The Greasers
- Julie Weisflock
- Lady of the Evening
- Brian John Wilkes
- Dirty Bastard
- Stacey Kwaka
- Insane Lady
- Ronnie LaLonde
- Italian Mike
- Shylo McPhee
- Sick Couple
- Cameron Bailey
- Sick Couple
- Bambi Glittershock
- Lead Singer
- Melissa Coupland
- Nurse
- Tay Coupland
- Nurse
- Alex MacDonald
- The Band
- Shaun Dwyer
- The Band
- Alex Dwyer
- Party-Girl
- Nicole Dwyer-Hyma
- Party-Girl
- Carol Dwyer
- Queen Bee
- John Dwyer
- Ogler
- T-Zing
- Dominatrix
- Borg
- Gimp
- Erin Polatynski
- Murder Groupie
- J.J. 'Game Time' Dorval
- He / She Nurse
- Shauna McGill
- School Teacher
- Steve Major
- Sissy Bodyguard 1
- Minas Kotsopoulos
- Sissy Bodyguard 2
- Craig Little
- Drag Queen
- Cazzy
- Midget in Disguise
- Nicolette Pearse
- The He / She Army
- A.A. Balance
- The He / She Army (as Adam A. Balance)
- TJ Schultz
- Muscleshirt Crew
- Jaime Polatynski
- Prostitute(s)
- Christopher Hoeft
- Handsome Doctor
- Ryan Armstrong
- Additional Voice
- Robbie Woods
- Additional Voice
- Macklemoore Aka Vintage
- Dokes' Bodyguard
- Antonio Bandhairaz
- Muscleshirt Crew
- Jessie Benture
- Muscleshirt Crew
- 'Gorgeous' Bjorn
- Dokes' Bodyguard
- Ergnest Borgspine
- Buddy's Bodyguard
- Daniel Cragg
- Skully McDuggan
- Danielle Day-Lewis
- The He / She Army
- Zooey Deschansmell
- Filthy Hooker
- James Frankoff
- Hopped Up He / She Bitch
- Judy Garlind
- He / She Nurse
- Susan Goochi
- Hopped Up He / She Bitch
- Bryan Gozling
- Hopped Up He / She Bitch
- Chris Hensworth
- Baby Bonner
- Paris Hiltom
- Blowjob Skank
- David Humphries
- Buddy's Bodyguard
- Avril LaPeen
- Go-Go-Haruki
- Yennifer Lawrence
- The He / She Army
- Lindsay Lohands
- Blowjob Skank
- Lovetoy
- F**k-Toy
- Meowth McGrowl
- Meowth McGrowl
- Brad Pitz
- The Band
- Patrik Stewheart
- The He / She Army
- Jessica Taylor
- Murder Groupie
- Weasel
- Weasel
