Cast
- Andrew Hosking
- Shinji / Kensuke / Bob Dole / Woody Allen / Military Officer 1 (voice)
- Ryan Hosking
- Tenchi / Ed Fuyutsuki / Military Officer 2 / The Penis Yell (voice)
- Brannon Hsiao
- Hyuga / Maya / Shigeru / David Hasselhoff / Guy at Party (voice)
- Emily Hu
- Misato / Girl at Party (voice)
- Kelvin Nishikawa
- Gendou / Asuka / Toji / Conan O'Brien / Billy Dee Williams (voice)
- Eric Terao
- Kaji
- Judy Tsai
- Ritsuko / Rei (voice)
