- Robertson Dean
- Narrator
- Melissa Ellard
- Flower Pants Potato / Polka Dots Potato (as Melissa R. Ellard)
- Galen Fott
- Potato / Eggplant / Tubérto
- Laura Fott
- Grocery Store Lady / Warning Potato
- Paul Gagne
- Bypasser Potato / Pockets Potato / Scratchy Potato (as Paul R. Gagne)
- Laurie Keller
- Grocery Store Clerk
- Elyse Riekert
- Last Pair Potato
- Darren Sechrist
- Dog Walker Potato / Onion
- Steve Syarto
- Lance Vance / Jeans Potato
- Robert Gagne
- Background Potatoes
