- Paul Ainsley
- Guard in Political Speech
- Wil Albert
- Bruno
- Royce D. Applegate
- Miracle White Announcer
- Meridith Baer
- Switchboard Operator #2
- Gene Borkan
- Attendant in Retirement Home
- Jordan Cohen
- Boy in Winkles
- Cory 'Bumper' Yothers
- Boy in Bullseye Frozen Food
- Marianne Bunch
- Girl on Beach
- Twink Caplan
- Louise
- Mel Carter
- Storefront Person
- Joanna Cassidy
- Lisa Allen
- Dort Clark
- Overdrawn Depositor
- K.C. Ligon
- Maxine Waldman
- Beatrice Colen
- Mother
- Dee Cooper
- Trucker
- Ken Davitian
- Fat Bartender
- Hal K. Dawson
- Grandpa
- Susan Doukas
- Loan Officer
- Fred Dryer
- Self
- Murphy Dunne
- Danny Dumont
- Johnny Fain
- Storefront Person
- Laurie Zimmer
- Miracle White Lady
- Art Fleming
- Colonel Grant
- Aaron Fletcher
- Wise Man
- Connie Fox
- Susan Lancaster
- Fred Franklyn
- Commissioner Johnson
- Dick Frattali
- Host of Last Supper
- Kinky Friedman
- Ole Ben Lucas
- Ben Frommer
- Count
- Stephen Furst
- Fat Gin Player
- George Furth
- President
- Paul 'Mousie' Garner
- Nostalgic Old Person
- Larry Gelman
- Man with Groceries
- Gertrude Graner
- Relief Card Player
- Bradley Green
- Boy Scout
- Laurence Haddon
- General Jackson
- Mary Hamill
- Paranoid Woman
- Sandy Helberg
- Mailman
- Basil Hoffman
- Presidential Advisor
- Peter Kastner
- David
- Rosanne Katon
- Laura Franklin
- Suzanne Kent
- Melissa
- Carl La Fong
- Doctor Stay Down
- Hap Lawrence
- Jogger
- Carole Mallory
- Morning Mist Girl
- Brockton O'Toole
- Wise Man
- James McCabe
- Father
- Ira Miller
- Jewish Deviate
- Marvin Miller
- Henry Wideman
- Bret Morrison
- Russian Premier
- Mickey Morton
- Ted
- Craig Richard Nelson
- Bud Schuler
- Warren Oates
- Celebrity Sportsman
- Maria O'Brien
- Air Puerto Rico Stewardess
- Jack O'Leary
- Merlyville Sheriff
- Ken Olfson
- Mr. Sloan
- Dick O'Neill
- General Andrews
- Nancy Parsons
- Lady Mailperson
- David Pendleton
- South African Waiter
- Susan Peretz
- Heather
- Shelley R. Bonus
- Switchboard Operator
- Peter Ratray
- Grand Brougham Announcer
- Cecil Reddick
- 400 Pound Man
- Robert Ridgely
- Celebrity Sportsman Host
- Mary Margaret Robinson
- Nurse
- Bobby Romanus
- Timmy Dorset
- Robert C. Romanus
- Timmy Dorset
- Philip Roth
- Doctor Burns
- Lucy Saroyan
- Connie
- Ben Schlossberg
- Dink
- Tom Scott
- Announcer in Political Speech
- Pamela Guest
- Mrs. Dorset
- Al Shafran
- Wise Man
- Harry Shearer
- Trucker's Friend
- Dave Shelley
- Max
- Joseph R. Sicari
- Man in Air Puerto Rico
- George Skaff
- Martin Boorman
- David Spielberg
- Mr. Dorset
- Jessica Swirnoff
- Alice
- Ken Sylk
- Artie
- Cynthia Szigeti
- Dawn
- Lou Tiano
- Pete
- Herb Voland
- Admiral Taft
- Mike Wagner
- Senator Simon
- Alan Wittert
- Paranoid Man
- Harris Yulin
- Charles Conlin
- Paul Zegler
- Suspicious Man
- Mary Steelsmith
- Count's blond girlfriend (segment "Manny's Nymphs")
