- Bruce Taylor
- Dot Lancaster
- David Cross
- Ronnie Dobbs / Pootie T / Chow Chow
- Leon Lamar
- Tammy's Neighbor
- India Cosper
- Middle Ronnie
- Blaze Walker
- Little Middle Ronnie
- Storm Walker
- Little Ronnie
- Jill Talley
- Tammy
- Paul Carden
- Tas-Tee Liquor Store Owner
- Becky Thyre
- Tonya
- Suli McCullough
- Kyle
- David Koechner
- Clay
- Saucy
- F'd Up Dog
- E.J. De La Pena
- Jerry Trellis
- Jonathon Pelletier
- 9-Year-Old Ronnie
- Kimberly Schwartz
- 9-Year-Old Tammy
- Matthew Draper
- 12-Year-Old Ronnie
- Amber Brooke
- 12-Year-Old Tammy
- M.C. Gainey
- Hark Trellis
- Frank Hoyt Taylor
- Frank - "Fuzz" Cop
- Bill Rowell
- Bill - "Fuzz" Cop
- Pearlyne Irving
- Darnetta
- Shawn Maurer
- 'Fuzz' Cameraman
- Tommy Smeltzer
- Police Station Guard
- Brett Paesel
- Infomercial Nancy
- Bob Odenkirk
- Terry Twillstein / Wolfgang Amadeus Thelonius Von Funkenmeister the XIX 3 / 4 / Daffy Mal Yinkle Yankle
- Brian Posehn
- Tank
- Patton Oswalt
- Dozer - Editor #1
- Donna Wright
- Undercover Hooker
- Ken Daly
- Editor #2
- Doug Benson
- Editor #3
- Dean Holland
- Editor #4
- John Matta
- Editor #5
- Charles Cannarella
- Tammy's Trailer Cop #1
- Todd Cannarella
- Tammy's Trailer Cop #2
- Blaine Cartwright
- Duke's Bar Owner
- Ted Manson
- Oldie Bowling Alley Man
- Chris Fraser
- Distressed Teen
- Mark Rivers
- Hula Knight Chaperone
- Kenny Alfonso
- High School Cop
- Greg Behrendt
- Radio DJ "The Lemur"
- BJ Porter
- 'Elimination Island' TV Host
- Lex D. Geddings
- 'Elimination Island' Willie
- Dave Foley
- Network Executive #1
- Andy Richter
- Network Executive #2
- Sarah Silverman
- Network Executive #3
- Austin Lite
- Suburban Kid #1
- Zack Kowalske
- Suburban Kid #2
- Sandy Poirier-Rogers
- Suburban Mom
- Eamon Glennon
- Memphis Mechanic
- Vahe Manoukian
- Fake Elvis
- Joe E. Milli
- Las Vegas Cop
- Jason Cripps
- Lynchburg Cop
- Ray Wolf
- Lynchburg Cop #2
- Jason Horgan
- College Jock #1
- Courtney James Stewart
- College Jock #2
- Yoyao Hsueh
- College Jock #3
- Neil Mahoney
- College Jock #4
- Steve Grest
- College Jock #5
- Chris Kenny
- College Jock #6
- Jeff Gale
- Quebec Cop
- Trey Parker
- Trey Parker
- Matt Stone
- Matt Stone
- David Baddiel
- British Couple
- Morwenna Banks
- British Couple
- Ben Stiller
- Self - Ben Stiller
- John Stamos
- John Stamos
- Rebecca Romijn
- Rebecca Romijn
- Colin Malone
- Colin Malone
- Garry Shandling
- Garry Shandling
- Scott Ian
- Scott Ian
- Kathy Griffin
- Kathy Griffin
- Craig Anton
- Hollywood Agent
- Jeff Garlin
- Birthday Woman's Friend
- Laura Kightlinger
- Birthday Woman
- Christopher Nguyen
- Chow Chow
- John Alan Andrews
- Party Photographer
- Drew McWeeny
- Drew McWeeny
- Scott Thompson
- Scott Thompson
- Patrick Warburton
- Head of Gay Conspiracy
- Shawn Sheppard
- Gay Male Military Type
- Brik Berkes
- Gay Male Military Type #2
- Felecia Rafield
- Gay Female Military Type
- Tom Bradley
- Skin Flute Tech
- Nikki Cox
- Kayla
- Elisha Choice
- Music Video Girl
- Gregorio
- Cult Member Gr'hg
- Tom Kenny
- TV News Reporter / Cult Leader Gleh'n
- Paul F. Tompkins
- Safari Guy in TV
- Wendy Cross
- Terry's NYC Assistant
- Mandy Patinkin
- Mandy Patinkin
- Cookie Brindle
- Terry's NYC Assistant #1
- Mary Lynn Rajskub
- Mary Lynn Rajskub
- Jim Turner
- Jim Turner
- Jack Black
- Lead Chimney Sweep
- Bobby Browning
- Chimney Sweep Dancer
- David Gaddis
- Chimney Sweep Dancer
- Matt Johson
- Chimney Sweep Dancer
- Jason Leonard Kalish
- Chimney Sweep Dancer
- Patrick Lemon
- Chimney Sweep Dancer
- Antonio Ribeiro
- Chimney Sweep Dancer
- Scott Palma
- Chimney Sweep Dancer
- Chris Ryan
- Chimney Sweep Dancer
- Topher Siddons
- Chimney Sweep Dancer
- Greg Thompson
- Chimney Sweep Dancer
- Geoff Uterhardt
- Chimney Sweep Dancer
- Keith McLeod
- Parade Driver
- Carl Mazzocone Sr.
- Mayor of Doraville
- Rhoda Griffis
- TV Anchorwoman
- Scott Adsit
- Police Negotiator
- R. Lee Ermey
- Lead Kidnapper
- Scott Aukerman
- Starving Kidnapper
- Karen Turvey
- Female Kidnapper
- Anderson Martin
- Male Kidnapper
- Bill Crabb
- Prison Guard
- Kent McCord
- Rescue Show Announcer
- The Millers
- Cowboy Family
- Martin Klebba
- Music Video Doorman
- Polly Craig
- Sweater Dog Lady
- Rhea Lowenthal
- Medical Assistant in Lab
- Lance Bangs
- Gay Conspiracy Technician
- Chris Burns
- Cop
- Darren W. Conrad
- Prison Guard
- Angela DeAwn
- Woman at Café
- John Ennis
- Bartender
- Jeff Goldblum
- Jeff Goldblum
- Maynard James Keenan
- Titannica Lead Singer
- Justin Neill
- (uncredited)
- Jim Norton
- Cop
- Doug Peterson
- Governor's Bodyguard
- Bill Philputt
- Pool Guest
- Charles K. Redlinger
- Police Officer
- Cynthia Richards
- Pool Guest
- Xavier Rivers
- Policeman
- Deborah Theaker
- Mrs. Robinson
- Dan Triandiflou
- Musical Cop #1
- Kulap Vilaysack
- Gay Female Military Type #2
- Joe Walsh
- Deputy Sheriff
- Steve Warren
- Governor's Aide
