- Chris Rock
- Self / Various Characters (archive footage)
- Don Pardo
- Self - Announcer
- Christina Applegate
- Duff
- Jim Breuer
- B-Real
- Dana Carvey
- Self / Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Ellen Cleghorne
- Self / Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Tom Davis
- Self
- Chris Farley
- Not Gettin' Any Jimbo
- Michael J. Fox
- Not Gettin' Any Steve Charleston
- Darrell Hammond
- Jesse Jackson
- Phil Hartman
- Self / Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Jan Hooks
- Self / Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Victoria Jackson
- Eydie Gorme
- Kyle MacLachlan
- Florida Coalition Against Pornographic Art Representative
- Tim Meadows
- Self / Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Dennis Miller
- Self / Weekend Update Anchor (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Tracy Morgan
- Iron Mike Tyson
- Rob Morrow
- Douglas Randell
- Mike Myers
- Self / Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Kevin Nealon
- Self
- Cheri Oteri
- Tori Spelling
- Joe Pesci
- Andy Perotta
- Adam Sandler
- Self / Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Sinbad
- Ossie David Jr.
- David Spade
- Not Gettin' Any Guy
- Sting
- Billy Idol
- Julia Sweeney
- Self / Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Akira Yoshimura
- 2 Live Crew Member
