- Kitten Natividad
- Chastity Knott
- Haji
- Hydra Heffer
- Raven De La Croix
- Dr. De La Croix
- Forrest J. Ackerman
- Museum Caretaker
- William Winckler
- Cousin Billy
- Mimma Mariucci
- Pirate Juggs
- Sheri Dawn Thomas
- Ooga Boobies
- Lunden De'Leon
- Ta-Ta Leader Orbs
- Gary Canavello
- Bubba
- G. Larry Butler
- Al Purplewood
- Andrea Ana Persun
- Adolfina Hitbrakes
- Ray Verduzco
- Ronaldo the Guide
- Bob Mackey
- Sheriff
- Woody Bengoa
- Strip Bar Patron
- Cindy Clark
- Big Lady
- Logan La Brent
- Lingerie Woman
- Elizabeth Starr
- Lingerie Woman 2
- Sandra Dease
- Lingerie Woman 3
- Gary Richards
- Pub Patron
- Kevin J. Scott
- Pub Patron 2
- Lucius Bryant
- Strip Bar Patron 2
- Heather Woofter
- Pub Patron 3
- Craig Mayo
- Strip Bar Patron 3
- Steve Wicklas
- Deputy
