- Mike Cowles
- Cowles
- Kenneth Anderson
- Daddy Warbucks
- Josh Cannon
- The Fighter
- Andrew Nevitt
- Nevitt
- Charles Schoppe
- Po
- Brandon Pauley
- Harry Caray
- Daniel Y'Barbo
- Y'Barbo
- Bret Simons
- The Mattress King
- James Hopkins
- Hopkins
- Robby Toler
- The Pimp
- Joseph Klobe
- Chicken Lips
- Thomas Carraher
- The Sergeant General
- Will Smallwood
- The Man in Black
- Carrie Armstrong
- Nevitt's Girlfriend
- Jennifer Hoover
- Marine on Duty
- Logan Ferguson
- TV Announcer
- Sandy Toler
- The Pimp's Wife
- Bill Kardosh
- The Mean Pollack
- Brett Shanor
- Self
