Blue Mountain State

Three incoming freshmen attending college football powerhouse Blue Mountain State University must quickly adapt to college life while juggling football, girls and nonstop hazing.

When Denise goes away for the weekend, she gives Craig a promise ring which he ends up losing after a wild, drunken night at a strip club with Alex and Sammy.

When the team's lackluster play leads to a team curfew leading up to the Mountain Goats' biggest game of the season, Thad's prized possession gets passed around leading to a sexually transmitted disease.

The Goats are about to face Overland U, their most storied rivals and not to mention, their first televised game of the season. The catch is... they're gonna have to do so without their starting quarterback, Travis James, suspended by the dean for soliciting a prostitute. Coach Daniels' pleads with the dean to pay off the officials like they usually do but dean's decision stands firm. That leaves Alex to start as QB, who's been complacent being the back-up quarterback, fearing the pressures of having to be the number one guy and just wanting to party. Rather than stepping up in a moment of crisis, Alex channels all his wits into getting Travis reinstated for the big game. He visits Travis's transvestite prostitute to get her to change her alibi and absolve Travis of suspension but she won't budge unless Craig, the star of the team, allows her (or him) to perform fellatio on him. To his surprise, Craig's possessive girlfriend is okay with it but he soon realizes he's the one who can't go through with it, putting Alex back to square one. Meanwhile, Overland U's male cheerleaders have abducted Sammy and the Goats' mascot, a goat named Billy. The Goat's abduction makes headlines but Sammy's disappearance is yet to be noticed. When Sammy accidentally kills the Billy the goat, he brings it to the field on game-day where the heated blame is immediately pinned on Overland U. Sammy plays along with it. Billy's alleged murder fuels Alex who is now ready to play, realizing he's been selfishly looking for solutions that only benefit him and not his team. The Dean refuses to stand by and watch his team loose after the opposition's ruthless mutilation of Billy the Goat and reverses his decision at game time, allowing Travis James to start instead of Alex. Sammy becomes an accidental legend at the school, Alex a selfless team player and Craig remains the unsung hero overcast by Travis James, guilty as charged.

Alex's lack of commitment to the team gets him demoted to third string. Meanwhile, Craig suspects Denise is having an affair and Sammy leads a mob of angry cheerleaders looking for revenge on all the college guys.

After a streak of bad luck, the team holds a "Lock-In Party" at the Goat House to build team camaraderie at which Alex and Thad divide the rest of the players into two groups and compete in a drug-fueled Team Building Olympics.

When the nation's top high school quarterback arrives for Recruit Weekend, Alex makes it his mission to get him to commit to BMS so he can remain the backup.

When Alex is busted with a lacrosse player's girlfriend, he unwittingly breaks a 24-year football/lacrosse team truce, causing a take-no-prisoners war which he must figure out how to end.

When several players, including Alex, find themselves in danger of failing off the team, Alex hatches a plan to get an 'A' without having to study by entertaining his literature professor's horny old mother.

During "Marathon Monday" a BMS drinking tradition where the whole campus parties from 6 a.m. Monday to 6 a.m. Tuesday, Alex meets and hooks up with the girl of his dreams who turns out to be just like him.

The father of a girl Alex goes on a date with becomes obsessed with him and Sammy deals with his own daddy issues.

The guys struggle to figure out a way to pass the NCAA's random student-athlete drug testing.

The Mountain Goats receive an unexpected Bowl Game invitation.