A Boomer tale. Christine is the victim of her husband Jack's mid-life crisis and his infidelity with the glamorous young Roxy. Jack buys her out of their home so that he can bring Roxy in. Before vacating, Christine stuffs a curtain rod with caviar. The smell becomes unbearable. Roxy scrubs everything down. Inspectors can't find the source. Jack can't sell it so Christine gets the house back for half the home's value! In the end they leave with the toxic curtains! Christine simply opens a window to air the house out. Then as Christine stands in front of the house an attractive younger man walks past, and gives her a smile and a wink. She smiles back and says to herself, 'Things are looking up.'—Anonymous