Low-budget dancers, Viper and Cobra, perform a surprise birthday gram for Alex, who is so grossed out by their crude performances that she has a nightmare of her girlfriends being stalked and killed by Viper's supernatural Thong.

Low-budget dancers, Viper and Cobra, reunite to perform a surprise birthday gram for Alex, a closet lesbian who is so grossed out by their crude performances that she has a nightmare of her girlfriends being stalked and killed by Viper's supernatural Thong. As the only survivor, she must confront her fears, find a way to defeat Viper's Thong and admit her attraction to women. In the aftermath, Alex wakes and finds her coffee table covered with Polaroids. As she looks through the outrageous party photos, she realizes it's time for her to come out of the closet.—Reno Anastasio