A hick couple talk about their daughter marrying a zombie.

After a hick couple talking about their daughter marrying a zombie; people began to react to the idea. A bus driver gives a look of disdain when forced to use the politically correct term "living impaired" instead of "zombies"; zombies picket a theater for showing Dawn of the Dead; Steve Irwin discovers that babies and zombies do not mix; a Kurt Cobain fan is not impressed with Kurt's zombie version; and Jesus points out he was the original person to rise from the dead.—Paul Gerard Kennedy