These are the hilarious misadventures of three students sent by their demoralized parents to a reform school of terror. Subjected to an endless stream of deranged teachers, the hapless kids graduate to their horrific fate!

Our story unravels as three teens receive parental scoldings for their disappointing behavior. Billy for using his parents' credit cards to buy time with prostitutes. Tiffany for refusing to get the boob-job she needs in order to win the Catholic Schoolgirl Beauty Pageant. And Doink? Problems with punctuality. All three are sent to reform school: the notorious Hell Hole High. The new enrollees are caught by surprise by Hell Hole High's tough-love philosophy. The sex-ed teacher punishes one of her students by burning him alive. The P.E. teacher subjects his boys to a harsh regimen of unseemly touchings. And when the music teacher gives a lesson in rock 'n roll guitar, the body parts really go flying. Outside of school, the three follow very different paths on the road to adulthood. Billy takes up with a trailer-park sugarmama; Tiffany moves in with lesbians and starts an anti-surveillance society; and Doink, under the mentorship of a wise transient, begins his attempt to win Tiffany's heart.—Anonymous