Covertly offering brides money at their weddings in the event of future marital abuse? Foreign developers in Costa Rica contaminating the local water supply rendering local males impotent? When Lawrence, a romantic scientist directing a nature preserve falls in love with Aria, a cynical doctoral student outraged over the sordid history of the Institution of marriage, the complications turn farcical as they struggle to solve both the troubles around them, and the troubles they cause themselves.—Anonymous