Every city in distress needs a hero who is willing to sacrifice everything for the sake of peace and justice. Unfortunately, Chicago has Wayne.

Being broke, single, out of shape, and mugged on almost a daily basis, Wayne defies all common sense and logic and decides to protect the people of Chicago under his superhero name, Watchdog. This would be great for Chicago if he could fight, run, or even sneeze without breaking a bone or two.—Evil Iguana Productions