Rantdog takes a 'poo' while Tar Zombies attacked his family. He consoles his guilt at a stripper bar. Smash, a vain and devious reporter, saves Rantdog from his decaying family values and an attack of his undead family. On the run, Smash asks how an 'idiot' could survived a Tar Zombie uprising. Rantdog asks Smash about her 'evil plan'. Awkward silence. They have sex and bake a cake. The undead family crashes the party. Rantdog vows to clean-up the dirty Tar Zombies. Smash phones Twitch, a megalomaniac banker. Twitch and his army of junior bankers set sail to save the Tar Zombies. Rantdog purchases train loads of soap. Smash, Twitch and the undead family race to stop Rantdog, the clean freak and anti-Tar Zombie terrorist.—Anonymous