Summary Patrick is having a housewarming party he is planning without David's help, the latter who expects it to fail because of it. It doesn't help from David's perspective that Patrick's party theme is high school slumber party instead of the slightly inaccessible higher class theme David had in mind. But in the way of many high school parties, an incident happens during the course of one of the party games between David and an extremely drunk Ted, who has decided to let loose in needing to stay sober for the rest of the week due to an extremely busy work schedule, that is construed to be akin to friends crossing the line, which affects Patrick and Alexis in particular. Meanwhile, Jocelyn and Roland have asked almost everyone in town if they would be willing to babysit, that almost which excludes Johnny and Moira. Offended that Jocelyn and Roland asked others right in front of them, Johnny ends up offering his and Moira's babysitting services, unaware that Moira already has plans for the evening which she is unwilling to forgo. But Moira does end up staying in with Johnny. The evening will demonstrate if they could have been hands-on parents to David and Alexis in their baby years.

• Comedy
• Satire
• Sitcom