Summary Opening: Howard Stern -- When "Howard Stern" (Pat Kilbane) encourages the viewers to see his show because, "Where else can you see a transvestite midget chasing a lesbian stripper with a 12-inch sausage? You'll never see that on 'Mad TV'," the aforementioned couple walks out on stage.

Siegfried & Roy: Glitter on the Streets -- Gay magician duo "Siegfried" (Pat Kilbane) and "Roy" (Michael McDonald) moonlight as crime investigators in Las Vegas.

Marvin Tikvah's Workout -- Marvin (Michael McDonald) attempts his first workout with his personal trainer (Debra Wilson).

Cop on the Beat -- At a crime scene, TV news reporter Sue Napersville (Alex Borstein) interviews a cop (Aries Spears), who turns out to be a stripper--a surprise birthday present from the station to Sue.

Cooking with Kenny and James -- "Kenny Rogers" (Will Sasso) and "James Brown, Jr." (Aries Spears) make Ribs and Dirty Rice on their Southern cooking show on the Food Channel.

Rocket Revengers -- "Nicholas Cage" (Andrew Bowen) introduces an old, black and white episode of the sci-fi series "Rocket Revengers" entitled "Hole to China"; stars Phil LaMarr, Will Sasso and Pat Kilbane, who play the actors who play the Rocket Revengers.

The Survivor -- "Bill Clinton" (Will Sasso) honors Titanic survivor Happy Folger (Michael McDonald), who recounts the less than honorable details of how he managed to survive.

MADClassic: Gangsta Shop Quartet (originally aired in episode #222) -- Spishak Records' infomercial selling music that combines Gangsta Rap and Barbershop Quartet--barbershop-style harmonizing of gangsta lyrics

Spy Vs. Spy: Guillotine (originally aired in episode #221) -- The greedy spy pursues paper money tied to a string that is being pulled by the other spy.

Meatbeaters -- Spishak's infomercial selling Meatbeaters, a powdered meat substitute, where you can beat your meat for just pennies a day; stars Will Sasso as the head of the household who earnestly beats his meat

• Comedy
• Parody
• Satire
• Sketch Comedy
• Slapstick