A magical flying pig is explained to a man who has never heard of him, the Best Actor award at the Oscars results in a three-way tie, and an axe murderer politely asks an old lady if he can borrow her axe. Also, it's the nineties, men wear earrings. Sketches include: Golf, Earring, Flying Pig 1, Queen's Address, Flying Pig 2, Academy Awards, Cops Flying Pig, Chop Chop, and Flying Pig 3