S7.E1 ∙ Vikings Vs. Rams 2014 Thu, Sep 04, 2014 Carl makes an airtight case for sexual diversity in the NFL while also comparing a player's knees to raw pasta. 0 /10
S7.E2 ∙ Saints Vs. Browns 2014 Thu, Sep 11, 2014 Carl uncannily rattles off Johnny Manziel's future nicknames. 0 /10
S7.E3 ∙ Vikings Vs. Saints 2014 Fri, Sep 18, 2015 Carl is disgusted, absolutely disgusted, by the behavior of his Fantasy Football league roster. 0 /10
S7.E5 ∙ Falcons Vs. Giants 2014 Thu, Oct 02, 2014 Carl pays his respect to Derek Jeter, a man so very much like himself. 0 /10
S7.E7 ∙ Giants Vs. Cowboys 2014 Thu, Oct 16, 2014 Sound off, Lock-Nutz: the Pigskin Wizard is back for another weekly conjuring, and he brought a few new nicknames for Marshawn Lynch. 0 /10
S7.E8 ∙ Redskins Vs. Cowboys 2014 Thu, Oct 23, 2014 The Gridiron Einstein tackles the thorny issues of racist team names and Romophobia. 0 /10
S7.E9 ∙ Jets Vs. Chiefs 2014 Thu, Oct 30, 2014 Desperate for victory, Carl re-rebrands himself and pins his prognosticating prowess on the Jets. 0 /10
S7.E10 ∙ Broncos Vs. Raiders 2014 Thu, Nov 06, 2014 The Turf Whisperer draws from the spirit world to forecast further gloom in Oakland. 0 /10
S7.E11 ∙ Vikings Vs. Bears Thu, Nov 13, 2014 Wanting to stay on his hot streak, Carl takes the safe route by dumping on da Bears. 0 /10
S7.E12 ∙ Redskins Vs. 49ers 2014 Thu, Nov 20, 2014 Carl defends RG3's bad footwork, bad reads, and bad taste in hoagies. 0 /10
S7.E13 ∙ Eagles Vs. Cowboys 2014 Tue, Nov 25, 2014 Carl defends RG3's bad footwork, bad reads, and bad taste in hoagies. 0 /10
S7.E14 ∙ Panthers Vs. Saints 2014 Thu, Dec 04, 2014 Carl believes the NFC South shall not rise again. 0 /10
S7.E15 ∙ Steelers Vs. Falcons 2014 Thu, Dec 11, 2014 Carl ponders the vagaries of time and how they in no way favor the Atlanta Falcons. 0 /10
S7.E16 ∙ Browns Vs. Panthers 2014 Thu, Dec 18, 2014 Carl lacks faith in Cleveland's savior, Johnny Manziel. 0 /10
S7.E17 ∙ Cowboys Vs. Packers 2014 Thu, Jan 08, 2015 Carl breaks down the intangibles between Aaron Rodgers and the pathetic flabby men of Dallas. 0 /10
S7.E18 ∙ Colts Vs. Patriots 2014 Thu, Jan 15, 2015 Though it pains him, Carl looks deep into Andrew Luck's face to make a bold prediction. 0 /10
S7.E19 ∙ Patriots Vs. Seahawks 2014 Thu, Jan 29, 2015 After a long season of careful deliberation, Carl decides that Tom Brady's chin looks funny. 0 /10
