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S7.E1 ∙ The Engagement

Wed, Sep 20, 1995

Jerry and George vow to turn their lives around. Elaine enlist Kramer's help with a noisy dog.

8.6 /10

S7.E2 ∙ The Postponement

Wed, Sep 27, 1995

George gets cold feet and tries everything he can to postpone the wedding; Elaine is jealous of George's engagement; Kramer spills hot coffee on himself.

8.2 /10

S7.E3 ∙ The Maestro

Wed, Oct 04, 1995

Elaine's latest boyfriend likes to be known as "The Maestro"; Kramer reaches an unsatisfactory settlement with the coffee company, much to his lawyer's chagrin.

8 /10

S7.E4 ∙ The Wink

Wed, Oct 11, 1995

Jerry squirts grapefruit into George's eye at breakfast, and for the rest of the day George is misinterpreted because everyone thinks he is winking at them.

8.6 /10

S7.E5 ∙ The Hot Tub

Wed, Oct 18, 1995

Jerry helps a marathon runner that overslept at the Olympics. Elaine deals with writer's block. George pretends to be busy at work while Kramer gets a hot tub.

8.5 /10

S7.E6 ∙ The Soup Nazi

Wed, Nov 01, 1995

A soup stand owner obsesses about his customers' ordering procedure, but his soup is so good that people line up down the block for it anyway.

9.5 /10

George refuses to give anyone his secret code (BOSCO). Kramer buys a police scanner. Jerry does a series of ads for Leapin' Larry's Appliance Store. Elaine has dinner with J. Peterman but after she and Jerry bail on the dinner, George is stuck to dine with Peterman. George spills his secret code to Peterman's dying mother and gets in trouble for it.

8.4 /10

S7.E8 ∙ The Pool Guy

Wed, Nov 15, 1995

Jerry has a hard time telling the pool guy at his new health club that there isn't room for a 5th member of the group. George's worlds collide when Elaine starts hanging out with Susan. Kramer discovers that his phone number is one digit off from that of a popular movie-finding service and offers help to those that mistakenly call his number.

8.3 /10

S7.E9 ∙ The Sponge

Wed, Dec 06, 1995

After learning that her prophylactic of choice is being discontinued, Elaine buys a case of Today sponges and scrutinizes her dates for their sponge-worthiness.

8.2 /10

S7.E10 ∙ The Gum

Wed, Dec 13, 1995

When Lloyd Braun comes back from the psychiatric hospital, Kramer takes him under his wing and convinces Jerry to buy gum from him and wear glasses that don't belong to him to prove that Lloyd isn't crazy. George tries to prove to his old neighbor Deena that he isn't crazy after a cashier short-changes him.

8.5 /10

S7.E11 ∙ The Rye

Wed, Jan 03, 1996

After George's parents take back the bread they gifted to Susan's parents, George makes Jerry find another loaf and tries to appease Susan's parents by taking them on Kramer's Manhattan horse tours, to disastrous consequences.

8.8 /10

S7.E12 ∙ The Caddy

Wed, Jan 24, 1996

Elaine buys a friend a bra. Jerry and Kramer take care of George's car while he's away at Susan's family cottage.

8.6 /10

S7.E13 ∙ The Seven

Wed, Jan 31, 1996

George becomes upset when Susan's cousin names her baby with the name he planned to use for his first child; Jerry questions his girlfriend's style.

8.1 /10

S7.E14 ∙ The Cadillac

Wed, Feb 07, 1996

In this hour-long episode, Jerry performs the biggest show of his life in Atlantic City. He receives a rather generous pay check for the event, and decides to buy his father a Cadillac. Unfortunately, doing so puts Morty in the hot seat with the condo board of directors, where he serves as president. Morty is accused of stealing money from the board, and ultimately gets removed from his post as president and kicked out of the condo. Meanwhile, thanks to Elaine, George can score a date with "My Cousin Vinny" star Marisa Tomei but Elaine objects because of George's engagement with Susan. Kramer turns the tables on the cable company when they want to disconnect his service.

8.5 /10

S7.E15 ∙ The Shower Head

Wed, Feb 14, 1996

Peterman wants Elaine to go to Africa, but when Elaine tests positive for Opium in her physical, that means no dice. George tries to convince his parents to move to Florida so that he finally gets his "buffer zone," but they have problems with Jerry's parents. Kramer and Newman scheme to buy black market shower heads when the building switches to low-flow ones.

8.4 /10

S7.E16 ∙ The Doll

Wed, Feb 21, 1996

George freaks out when he discovers that Susan has a doll that looks exactly like his mother. Jerry decides to use that as a bit on the Charles Grodin show when his prop gets destroyed in his carry-on luggage, but fellow comedian Sally Weaver screws up his bit by bringing him the wrong doll.

8.1 /10

S7.E17 ∙ The Friars Club

Wed, Mar 06, 1996

Jerry has a hard time getting membership in the Friar's Club when the Flying Sandos Brothers take his jacket during a show. Meanwhile, Elaine suspects that a new co-worker (Rob Schneider) is faking a hearing disorder to get out of doing work.

7.7 /10

S7.E18 ∙ The Wig Master

Wed, Apr 03, 1996

Susan's friends are in town for the Broadway production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Kramer gets to wear the coat and is mistaken for a pimp in public when he accuses a local parking lot of running a prostitution ring out of his car. Jerry buys a jacket and later returns it for spite. Elaine tries to buy a dress from the same guy Jerry gets the jacket from, but is stunned to learn that he's holding it until Elaine sleeps with him.

8.1 /10

S7.E19 ∙ The Calzone

Wed, Apr 24, 1996

George gets Steinbrenner hooked on eggplant calzones from a local Italian restaurant. But George gets banned from the restaurant when he's accused of stealing from the tip jar. He then asks Kramer to pick up the calzones, but Kramer gets kicked out when he tries to pay with pennies. George's last resort in getting the calzones is Newman who wants a cut of every delivery. Meanwhile, Kramer will only wear clothing if it's straight from the dryer.

8.7 /10

S7.E20 ∙ The Bottle Deposit

Wed, May 01, 1996

A garage mechanic steals Jerry's car. Elaine tries to win J. Peterman JFK's presidential golf clubs at an auction. George is asked to work on a mysterious assignment. Kramer and Newman run a recycling scam.

8.6 /10

S7.E21 ∙ The Wait Out

Wed, May 08, 1996

A comment from George ends up causing a married couple to get divorced and Jerry and Elaine to date the soon-to-be exes. Kramer tries wearing jeans.

8.2 /10

S7.E22 ∙ The Invitations

Wed, May 15, 1996

It's finally time for George and Susan's wedding. George doesn't think he can go through with the wedding. But when Susan puts George in charge of the wedding invitations, George gets the cheapest ones in the lot, knowing that the glue for the envelopes is cheap. Unfortunately for Susan, the glue is also toxic and licking the envelopes has fatal consequences. Meanwhile, Jerry courts a woman just like him named Jeannie Steinman and holds up his end of George's "pact" (see episode "The Engagement").

8.5 /10