1997

S1.E1 ∙ Field Trip to Folsom Prison/This Bridge, Not Weasel Bridge/The Girl's Bathroom

Mon, Jul 14, 1997

While on a field trip to a local prison (where the Red Guy is the Warden), Chicken ends up switching places with one of the convicts./Chicken reluctantly accepts a dare set by Flem and Earl to see what the girls' bathroom at school is like.

7.3 /10

S1.E2 ∙ Supermodel Cow/Part Time Job

Mon, Jul 21, 1997

Supermodel Cow/Part Time Job Supermodel Cow: Cow has her big break when she becomes a supermodel. However, she soon learns that fame doesn't last long. Part Time Job: Cow gets a part time job at a milk farm in order for her to get a Crabs the Warthog doll. However, when Chicken tries to apply for a part time job, he soon ends up in danger.

6.7 /10

S1.E3 ∙ Alive!/Deep Sea Tour/Who Is Supercow?

Mon, Jul 28, 1997

The Red Guy wants to find out who is Supercow so he opens a dry cleaners to find Supercow's real identity.

7.2 /10

S1.E4 ∙ Confused/The Molting Fairy

Mon, Aug 04, 1997

Confused / The Molting Fairy Confused: After making a small mess, Cow and Chicken are sent to a military school, then are sent to sensitivity training. The Molting Fairy: Chicken wakes up one morning to find that he's molting. He soon uses this to his advantage when he learns that he can get paid for all the feathers he loses.

6.4 /10

S1.E5 ∙ The Ugliest Weenie/I.M. Weasel: I Are Big Star

Mon, Aug 11, 1997

Cow writes a play entitled "The Ugliest Weenie", which Chicken finds to be stupid, but the drama teacher, Mr. Fleur, finds it compelling and turns it into a play. Chicken's role in the play leads to love with a French student, and a feud with best friend, Flem. / "The Ugliest Weenie" is acted out in full, this time with the leading roles filled in by Cow and Chicken. By the end of the act, the stage catches on fire from a freak accident.

7.3 /10

S1.E6 ∙ Crash Dive!/Power of Odor/Happy Meat

Mon, Aug 18, 1997

Crash Dive / Happy Meat Crash Dive: Chicken floats down stream in his new home-made submarine. However, knowing of a nearby waterfall, Cow attempts to save him. Happy Meat: Sick and tired of the ketchup-based meals being served at school by Mrs. Barederriere (The Red Guy), Cow and Chicken follow in their grandparents' footsteps and make a food stall that serves meat.

6.2 /10

S1.E7 ∙ School Bully/Time Machine

Mon, Aug 25, 1997

Chicken and Flem help their regular bully, Butch, after he is outshone by a meaner, stronger bully. / Cow and Chicken find a time machine and decide to travel in time. Things go wrong when the Red Guy shows up in an attempt to change the course of history for the worse.

6.8 /10

S1.E8 ∙ Orthodontic Police/Cow with Four Eyes

Mon, Sep 01, 1997

Orthodontic Police / The Cow with Four Eyes Orthodontic Police: Cow and Chicken are given inhumane braces by an Orthodontic Police Officer (The Red Guy). However, they soon learn that they're not the only ones. The Cow with Four Eyes: Cow has become the most popular student in school thanks to her new glasses. Jealous of this, Chicken decides to get some as well, leading up to an attempt to destroy a new school dungeon (which was actually a new swimming pool).

6.5 /10

S1.E9 ∙ Cow Instincts, Don't It?/Ballerina Cow

Mon, Sep 08, 1997

Cow Instincts, Don't It? / Ballerina Cow Cow Instincts, Don't It? Cow believes that she has some form of herding instinct, which leads her to following a postman, ducks, fish and even soldiers! Ballerina Cow: Cow has started taking up ballet, but due to her weight, she brings the house down (literally)! Fortunately, she finds someone to help her find fame, in the form of home-wrecker, Mr. Slacks off (The Red Guy).

6.3 /10

S1.E10 ∙ Chicken's First Kiss/I Am Ambassador/Squirt the Daisies

Mon, Sep 15, 1997

Chicken's First Kiss / Squirt the Daisies Chicken's First Kiss: After the girls beat the boys in a game of "Girls Chase Boys", Chicken is tormented by the claim that he's in love with a girl named Winy. This leads to Chicken having an anxiety attack over suffering from her "cooties." Squirt the Daisies: While getting money to play on the arcade machines, Chicken is brought in by The Red Guy to play on a Virtual Reality machine. Games include "Kick the Can," "Duck, Duck, Goose" and Cow's favorite game, "Squirt the Daisies." However, just because these look like preschool games, doesn't mean that they don't have an extreme twist.

6.5 /10

S1.E11 ∙ Lawnmower Chicken/Cow Loves Piles

Mon, Dec 08, 1997

Lawnmower Chicken: Chicken tries to earn extra money by mowing the lawn of Mr. Devlin (The Red Guy). Cow Loves Piles: Cow is with her family at the fair, where she takes her new doll, Piles the Beaver with her. But when she loses Piles, Cow must chase after and recover him.

6.3 /10

S1.E12 ∙ Space Cow/The Legend of Sailcat

Mon, Sep 29, 1997

Cow wins an essay contest and goes into outer space while Chicken wins runner-up and works in marketing; on a camping trip, Flem's dad tells the legend of Sailcat.

6.8 /10

S1.E13 ∙ Headhunting in Oregon/The King & Queen of Cheese

Mon, Dec 22, 1997

The family head over to Oregon to find a tribe of head-hunters. Eventually, Chicken soon becomes the "hunted", especially when The Red Guy is their leader. The King & Queen of Cheese: Cow heads over to Cornflake, Arkansas, where she tries to help Larry Lackapants (The Red Guy) become The King and Queen of Cheese.

6.1 /10