Soultaker

Sat, Apr 10, 1999
Why the Satellite of Love is malfunctioning, who the hooded figure is that wants Bobo's soul and what the purpose of the mystery ship following the SOL is, the crew finds out in the final season opener featuring "Soultaker (1990)."
8.4 /10
Girl in Gold Boots
In order to impress the Bureau of Mad Scientists, Pearl unleashes the mephitic "Girl in Gold Boots (1968)," a poorly acted, and even worse edited tale of a girl who attempts to make it big in LA as a dancer with the help of a petty thug.
7.8 /10
Future War

Sat, Apr 24, 1999
The guys take a crack at "Future War (1997)" in which a man escapes to LA but is being tracked by cyborgs. Mike and the Bots thank Pearl for not killing them which derails her plans. Tom makes himself a pair of legs so he can kick-box.
7.8 /10
Blood Waters of Dr. Z
The SOL crew take up fishing and debate whether films would be better if the actors/actresses were all nude during their watch of a heavily edited version of "Zaat (1971)" in which a scientist transforms himself into a killer fish.
7.4 /10
Squirm

Sat, Jul 31, 1999
Angry worms munch on a town and a doughy guy learns the value of springs by a demonic little sprite when the crew watches "Squirm (1976)."
7.7 /10
Diabolik

Sat, Aug 07, 1999
Pearl accidentally destroys the device controlling the Satellite of Love, sending the ship into a deadly trajectory towards Earth, but Mike and the Bots have enough time to watch one last film: the '60s Euro-spy classic "Diabolik (1968)."
8.1 /10
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