1987

S2.E1 ∙ Poppy's by the Tree: Part 1

Sat, Sep 26, 1987

The Bundys take a vacation to near-beautiful Dumpwater, Florida and stay in a cut-rate motel where an ax murderer that hates tourists, shows up every five years since 1967, and redneck locals begin to make bets on who the psycho will strike next.

7.6 /10

S2.E2 ∙ Poppy's by the Tree: Part 2

Sat, Sep 26, 1987

After a hair-raising encounter with the maniac, Al decides to get the family out of town. But they realize that they are trapped at the motel by a storm and the locals are unwilling to help them. Then things take a turn when Peggy is taken hostage by the ax murderer in a room and Al must rescue her.

7.4 /10

S2.E3 ∙ If I Were a Rich Man

Sat, Oct 03, 1987

Steve takes Al to the vault at the bank where Steve works for a secret after-hours card game, and the next day, one million dollars is reported missing. Al is then treated like a king by Peggy and the kids as well as hostility from Steve all of whom mistakenly think Al stole the money.

7.6 /10

S2.E4 ∙ Buck Can Do It

Sat, Oct 10, 1987

Al is loath to have Buck the dog neutered despite being threatened with lawsuits from numerous neighbors regarding Buck's "nocturnal carnal activities" resulting in "stupid, ugly puppies" from their dogs. Reacting to pressure from Peggy and a bizarre dream he has involving Buck becoming upright and articulate, Al makes a decision.

7.7 /10

S2.E5 ∙ Girls Just Wanna Have Fun: Part 1

Sat, Oct 17, 1987

While Al and Steve are occupied by a female employee who fixes the Bundy's refrigerator, Peggy invites Marcy to a strip club with the girls.

7.8 /10

S2.E6 ∙ Girls Just Wanna Have Fun: Part 2

Sat, Oct 17, 1987

Marcy loses her composure and her wedding ring when it slips into a dancer's briefs when she slips him a tip. Desperate to keep the news from Steve, Marcy sets out distracting him every chance she gets. However, El Zorro the Stripper suddenly shows up at Al's house and returns Marcy's wedding ring to him, who gives it to Steve and tells him about where Marcy was the other night.

7.9 /10

S2.E7 ∙ For Whom the Bell Tolls

Sat, Oct 24, 1987

Al gets heated up over the large phone bill and refuses to pay it, which results in the disconnection of the Bundy phone line, making him the target of hostility from Peggy, the kids and the Rhoades who now take the Bundys phone calls on their phone, especially the ones from Peggy's mother. To make matters worse, there's a streetlight that is also bothering Al which is keeping him awake every night.

7.9 /10

S2.E8 ∙ Born to Walk

Sat, Oct 31, 1987

Al flunks his written drivers test the same day that Kelly passes hers, leading him confined to the house and unable to get to the racetrack to bet on an important horse race.

7.6 /10

S2.E9 ∙ Alley of the Dolls

Sat, Nov 07, 1987

Victory seems assured when Steve agrees to join the Bundys for a family team bowling match against Peggy's arch rival from high school, Mimi, and her obnoxious family. But Bud reveals that he doesn't know how to bowl because he has squandered his bowling lesson money, prompting Steve to coach Bud on the pointers of bowling.

8 /10

S2.E10 ∙ The Razor's Edge

Sat, Nov 14, 1987

Steve returns home having grown a beard from a week-long rafting trip. He and Marcy get into a huge argument over his reluctance to shave it off, leading him to move in with the Bundys.

8 /10

S2.E11 ∙ How Do You Spell Revenge?

Sat, Nov 21, 1987

Al, Peggy, and Bud are part of a shopping mall softball team playing other mall teams. After losing a few too many games, Al demands that Peggy improve her softball skills or she is off his team. Meanwhile, Kelly's new boyfriend, Brian, asks her to prove her love to him by getting a tattoo.

7.6 /10

S2.E12 ∙ Earth Angel

Sat, Dec 05, 1987

There's a new light in the neighborhood when Bud brings home an attractive, free spirited, 21-year-old artist named Tiffany on her way to art school in New York and everyone likes her, except Marcy for Tiffany steals the attentions of Steve as well.

8.1 /10

S2.E13 ∙ You Better Watch Out

Sat, Dec 19, 1987

The Bundys' Christmas is rudely interrupted when a parachuting mall Santa crash-lands into their backyard, attracting the neighborhood kids.

8.4 /10

S2.E14 ∙ Guys and Dolls

Sat, Jan 09, 1988

When starting a baseball card collection, Al and Steve sell Marcy's old Barbie doll. They must get it back, but they learn the shop they sold it to was robbed, so they would have to search downtown Chicago and ask every bum on the street.

7.6 /10

S2.E15 ∙ Build a Better Mousetrap

Sat, Jan 23, 1988

Al's attempts to get rid of a rodent in the Bundy house end badly.

7.9 /10

S2.E16 ∙ Master the Possibilities

Sat, Feb 06, 1988

Al, under the impression that you don't have to pay for anything you didn't order, takes Peggy and Bud on a wild spending spree, and goes with Peggy to a fancy hotel for a weekend getaway when the mailman accidentally leaves a new credit card addressed to Buck the dog.

8 /10

S2.E17 ∙ Peggy Loves Al - Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Sat, Feb 13, 1988

On Valentines Day, Kelly hauls in a load of Valentines, while Steve plans to give Marcy a trip to Hawaii. When Marcy finds out from Peggy, she plans to give Steve his Valentine present by jumping out of a life-size cake. Meanwhile, Bud holds a vigil by the mailbox waiting for his first Valentine, while Peggy ponders over the decision on whether or not she'll get the gift she wants from Al for him to say "I Love You."

7.5 /10

S2.E18 ∙ The Great Escape

Sat, Feb 20, 1988

The Bundy's stay at the shoe store after their house is tented for termites. A grounded Kelly plots to escape and go to a rock concert.

7.9 /10

S2.E19 ∙ Im-Po-Dent

Sat, Feb 27, 1988

Marcy regrets denting Steve's new car when he claims that she's made him impotent.

7.9 /10

S2.E20 ∙ Just Married... with Children

Sat, Mar 05, 1988

While secretly going through Steve and Marcy's mail, Al and Peggy fill out an application to a TV game show called "How Do I Love Thee" where the objective is a Bundy natural: surviving physical torture from one's spouse. Al and Peggy appear on the show pretending to be Steve and Marcy and they easily win many prizes. But when Steve and Marcy find out, they appear at the end of the show pretending to be Al and Peggy, and the husband that survives the most torture in an electric chair wins a new car.

8.3 /10

S2.E21 ∙ Father Lode

Sat, Mar 12, 1988

After going with Steve to the racetrack, Al is reluctant to reveal that he won $1,200, because he knows that Peggy and the kids will take the money for themselves. While Al tries to throw off Peggy's suspicions with sex, Steve asks for increasingly exuberant bribes of Al's racetrack winnings so he will keep his mouth shut about the money.

7.7 /10

S2.E22 ∙ All in the Family

Sat, Apr 30, 1988

Al's quiet three-day weekend plans to watch his favorite John Wayne movie "Hondo" are ruined when Peggy's eccentric relatives come to visit the Bundy household. They include her unseen, obese mother, two feuding uncles; the hulking Irwin and the effeminate Otto, as well as a singing and dancing triplet of aunts whose showbiz career is threatened by Al's bad advice to them. Al then interrupts and ruins a romantic evening between Steve and Marcy to confide with his problems.

7.5 /10