1987

S3.E1 ∙ He Thought He Could

Sat, Nov 05, 1988

Al discovers a library book that was due in 1957. He must return it to the library and face up to his worst childhood fear: the librarian.

8.3 /10

S3.E2 ∙ I'm Going to Sweatland

Sat, Nov 19, 1988

When a perspiration stain on one of Al's shirts resembles a silhouette of The King of Rock & Roll, the Bundy household becomes a hot spot for Elvis Presley fanatics to visit.

7.3 /10

A young football player named Matt, from Polk High, where Kelly and Bud go to school, is threatening two Bundy records: one held by Al for the most touchdowns in one season and the other by Kelly, by refusing her advances. So, Kelly resorts to becoming a cheerleader for Polk High's team in order to catch Matt's attention during a big season-ending game.

7.7 /10

S3.E4 ∙ The Camping Show

Sat, Dec 10, 1988

Steve, Marcy and the Bundys head out to a cabin in the woods, but the merriment is halted by Kelly's PMS. The men leave for a bit to go out fishing and return to all three women menstruating and hostile. When a bear attacks the car, Al hilariously attempts to stop him.

8 /10

S3.E5 ∙ A Dump of My Own

Sat, Jan 07, 1989

Al decides to build a spare bathroom when the upstairs toilet floods one too many times.

7.8 /10

S3.E6 ∙ Her Cups Runneth Over

Sat, Jan 14, 1989

Al must go to a far-off lingerie outlet store to buy a discontinued brassiere for Peggy.

8.2 /10

S3.E7 ∙ The Bald and the Beautiful

Sat, Jan 28, 1989

Desperate Al and Steve put their heads together seeking solutions to impending baldness when Steve begins to notice his receding hairline, whereas Al doesn't care at all. After unsuccessfully trying some hair tonic for themselves, Steve tries joining a club for bald men called Bald American Dudes (B.A.D.) and brings Al along with him who holds their latest meeting at the shoe store.

7.7 /10

S3.E8 ∙ The Gypsy Cried

Sat, Feb 04, 1989

After a birthday party fortune teller predicts luck for everyone else but doom for Marcy, she insists the Bundys fly with her on her business trip where she confronts her rude boss.

7.8 /10

S3.E9 ∙ Requiem for a Dead Barber

Sat, Feb 11, 1989

After the death of his longtime barber, Al lets his hair down rather than tolerate a visit to a stylist or a salon... staffed by women. When Al backs down and goes to a salon, he gets a really bad hairstyle that makes him look like a woman.

7.8 /10

S3.E10 ∙ I'll See You in Court

Mon, Jun 17, 2002

In the infamous "Lost Episode", Al and Peg learn they have been videotaped being intimate at a sleazy motel. The same thing has also happened to Steve and Marcy. They decide to take the matter to court.

8 /10

S3.E11 ∙ Eatin' Out

Sat, Feb 18, 1989

The Bundys go out to a fancy restaurant to spend a great windfall, an inheritance check for $237 from a late uncle of Peggy's. But it becomes apparent that fine dining in public is not a part of the dysfunctional Bundy lifestyle. Matters are made worse, when Al forgets to bring his wallet.

8.3 /10

S3.E12 ∙ My Mom, the Mom

Sat, Feb 25, 1989

Kelly invites Peggy to her school as part of a presentation for career day.

7.6 /10

S3.E13 ∙ Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me

Fri, Mar 17, 1989

After Kelly gets in trouble at school, the only way she can get out of punishment if she joins the school's tap-dance club.

8.2 /10

S3.E14 ∙ A Three Job, No Income Family

Sat, Apr 01, 1989

Al finally convinces Peggy to contribute to the household income but feels emasculated when Peggy starts bringing home huge "commish" checks from her cosmetics sales job, earning more money than Al, himself. Even Al's new part-time job as a crew member at Burger Trek can't put him back in the lead as family breadwinner. Things go from bad to worse when Al finds the book containing the names of Peggy's customers.

7.8 /10

S3.E15 ∙ The Harder They Fall

Fri, Mar 24, 1989

While driving Peggy back from the video store, Steve gets cut off in traffic and Peggy gives the driver "the finger". Steve then asks the Bundys to come over to his and Marcy's house to watch some videos, as protection when he's afraid of a violent reprisal when he is followed home by the man. When there's a knock on the front door, Al convinces Steve to take the first punch... and Steve ends up knocking down a midget.

7.6 /10

S3.E16 ∙ The House That Peg Lost

Sat, Apr 08, 1989

After asking the Bundys to watch their house for the day, Marcy and Steve return to find a big hole where their house once stood. It seems that Peggy had, earlier that day, misunderstood a wrecking crew looking to demolish 'Steve's Road House' and she directed them to 'Steve Rhoades' house' instead, so the Rhoades are forced to spend the night at the Bundy house. Meanwhile, Kelly throws a slumber party for four of her girlfriends, but Bud ends up disrupting it and turns it into a "cat-fight" riot.

7.9 /10

S3.E17 ∙ Married... with Prom Queen: Part 1

Sat, Apr 22, 1989

Peggy spends $2,800 of Al's hard earned money ($2,000 on phone bills, $500 on a new dress and $300 on makeup) when she decides to attend hers and Al's high school reunion at Polk High, where Peggy makes a desperate effort to get herself elected reunion queen. But she may be outdone by her old rival, Connie Bender. Also, Connie's husband, Jack, an old rival of Al's, eyes a possible fistfight they never had in school.

7.6 /10

S3.E18 ∙ Married... with Prom Queen: The Sequel

Sat, Apr 29, 1989

Peggy stands to lose the crown to Connie, until Al stands up to Connie's husband, Jack. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly crash the party to pig out on some real food, since they are never fed at home. Peggy takes advantage of the fight outside, between Al and Jack, to get the kids help in rigging the election.

7.8 /10

S3.E19 ∙ The Dateless Amigo

Sat, May 06, 1989

After his two best friends find dates for themselves, Bud is desperately seeking any girl that will date him, so he resorts to getting a life-sized mannequin to pose as his date for the evening. Meanwhile, Al comes up with a million-dollar invention for a shoe salesmen's convention called "Shoe Lights". But they're pretty pathetic, he just takes the headlights and battery out of the car and straps them onto Kelly's shoes.

7.7 /10

S3.E20 ∙ The Computer Show

Sat, May 13, 1989

The Bundys buy a computer, which serves no purpose other than a hat rack. But what nobody knows is that the computer can talk. But only to Al.

7.4 /10

S3.E21 ∙ Life's a Beach

Sat, May 20, 1989

The Bundys spend a day at the beach.

8.1 /10

S3.E22 ∙ Here's Looking at You, Kid

Sat, Aug 26, 1989

When a serial peeper is on the loose, Al makes the ultimate sacrifice to alleviate Peggy's despair about being the only one to not fall victim. Bud tutors Kelly so that she can pass to the next grade. Unfortunately, in order to make room for new information in her brain, old basic knowledge is pushed out.

8 /10