Episode list

The Detour

The City

Mon, Feb 20, 2017
Nate is offered a new job in New York City, so the family moves from Syracuse to the Big Apple. Robin isn't thrilled about the idea. And of course, getting there will be way harder than it should be.
7.8 /10
The Club

Mon, Feb 20, 2017
Robin's ex Carlos lures her back into their wild past with a visit to the club where they used to party, and Nate gets jealous; meanwhile, the kids meet Nate's new boss.
7.6 /10
The Tub

Mon, Feb 27, 2017
As Nate and Robin contemplate having another baby, a neighbor's casual get-together turns into a home birth; also, Delilah learns what being a third wheel means.
7.9 /10
The Court

Mon, Mar 06, 2017
Robin attempts to get a divorce from Carlos, but he has other ideas, and she's forced to come clean about her past in the city.
7.7 /10
The Birth

Mon, Mar 13, 2017
Ever wondered what happened the night the twins were born? Here's a taste: Halloween, drunk Nate, unhappy Robin, and Gene dressed as Napoleon Dynamite.
7.8 /10
The Tournament

Mon, Mar 20, 2017
At Delilah's taekwondo tournament, Nate must have a tough conversation with Jared and an even tougher one with Carlos.
7.4 /10
The Heat

Mon, Mar 27, 2017
The Parkers settle into a seemingly normal New York City routine, but they're being surveilled by Federal agents who see much more than they expect.
7.5 /10
The Job

Mon, Apr 03, 2017
Faced with the threat of losing his job, Nate brings the family along as he tries to land a new customer.
7.5 /10
The Dilemma

Mon, Apr 10, 2017
Robin confronts her past and makes a decision about her future, while Jareb and Delilah perform in a talent show.
7.3 /10
The Trip

Mon, Apr 17, 2017
New York to Florida in a janky van? This sounds familiar. But this time there's no stopping as Robin and Nate make record time to get to the kids.
7.6 /10
The Mule

Mon, Apr 24, 2017
Robin and Nate live out their (mostly Nate's) action movie fantasies as they make their way to the kids, who are actually doing just fine without them.
7.7 /10
The Ass

Mon, Apr 24, 2017
The family is reunited, but this time it's Robin who makes a huge mistake.
7.4 /10

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Blood on the Highway

Blood on the Highway

The citizens of sleepy small town Fate, TX gather for the grand opening of Consumart, a shiny new one-stop-shopping box store. The eager consumers gleefully pour into the store as the doors open at sundown. Why is the grand opening at sundown? Who cares, they've got cut-rate prices on plasma screens and baby clothes! DVDs! Mayonnaise! Coffins! Coffins? And before they have to time to really question this item, terror ensues and the store erupts into a bloodbath. A few weeks later, three oblivious, self-absorbed twenty somethings - CARRIE, SAM, and BONE - head out on a road trip to Mr. Fire (a festival which shares only minor non-litigious similarities, all of a purely coincidental nature, to Burning Man) and accidentally wander into Fate, unaware of its population's ill-fated transformation... into vampires. Being that the heroes are 20-somethings, they do it. Carrie, a shallow hothead, is dating Sam's wallet, er, Sam, who is a whiny, naive, hypochondriac rich boy. Bone, a callous hard-ass with a venomous way of speech, is still nursing a desire for Carrie predicated upon a drunken, frivolous one night stand. After a run-in with two blood-thirsty convenience store clerks in which Sam is repeatedly bitten and attacked and Bone is forced to slaughter them, our protagonists begin it wonder if something strange might be going on in the town. Luckily, but only in the sense that they didn't get murdered, the three stumble upon the only surviving humans in town: BYRON VON JONES, a trigger-happy, conspiracy theorist militia member; LYNETTE VON JONES, a haggard, trailer park slut and the only surviving wife out of Byron's harem; and ROY JACKSON (Chris Gardner), a cowardly, lying frat boy in his early 20s. The group bands together and takes shelter in Roy's ranch house, surrounded by hundreds of vampires intending to torch the property before sunrise, so they don't have to go home and try again the next day. Will our heroes escape death and transformation? Will Bone win over Carrie's dubious and indifferent heart? Does he even really care? And will the nefarious corporate franchise relevance to the plot ever be explained?

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