Episode list

The Detour

The Run

Mon, Jan 22, 2018
After a year on the lam across the continental US, the Parkers finally settle into the last place anyone will be looking for them: Alaska. But their lies and deceits soon come back to haunt them.
7.9 /10
The Stop

Mon, Jan 29, 2018
Between the children hitting puberty and Robin's long work hours and incessant partying, Nate struggles with his new role as stay-at-home father.
7.6 /10
The Mark

Mon, Feb 05, 2018
Edie continues to surveil the Parkers, looking to get close to the stupidest family member.
7.3 /10
The Goal

Mon, Feb 12, 2018
Edie goes undercover as an assistant coach to Nate on the kids' hockey team; Delilah finds Edie's investigation notes and interprets them incorrectly.
8 /10
The Boat

Mon, Feb 19, 2018
Nate works on a fishing trawler to provide his family with a new house. The work is hard, experienced fishermen bully him as the new guy, and the pay is less than great. So he gets creative.
7.3 /10
The Vows

Mon, Feb 26, 2018
Nate returns from seven grueling, smelly months on the fishing boat to find his new home and preparations for his wedding.
7.3 /10
The Water

Mon, Mar 05, 2018
A look back at Robin and Nate's first vacation together: a trip to the tropics for their first alone-together time since the kids were born. Paradise....or otherwise?
6.8 /10
The Plane

Mon, Mar 12, 2018
Nate uncovers Edie's investigation and gathers his family, plus a pilot, to escape, but the pilot becomes incapacitated during the flight.
7.4 /10
The Funeral

Mon, Mar 19, 2018
The plane crashes in the Alaskan wilderness, forcing the family to cooperate to survive. Edie mounts a mission to rescue them and complete her investigation successfully.
7.9 /10
The Escape

Mon, Mar 26, 2018
The Parkers finally happen upon help in an abandoned ghost town filled with deadly-serious Pacific Rim LARPERS.
8.5 /10

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Blood on the Highway

Blood on the Highway

The citizens of sleepy small town Fate, TX gather for the grand opening of Consumart, a shiny new one-stop-shopping box store. The eager consumers gleefully pour into the store as the doors open at sundown. Why is the grand opening at sundown? Who cares, they've got cut-rate prices on plasma screens and baby clothes! DVDs! Mayonnaise! Coffins! Coffins? And before they have to time to really question this item, terror ensues and the store erupts into a bloodbath. A few weeks later, three oblivious, self-absorbed twenty somethings - CARRIE, SAM, and BONE - head out on a road trip to Mr. Fire (a festival which shares only minor non-litigious similarities, all of a purely coincidental nature, to Burning Man) and accidentally wander into Fate, unaware of its population's ill-fated transformation... into vampires. Being that the heroes are 20-somethings, they do it. Carrie, a shallow hothead, is dating Sam's wallet, er, Sam, who is a whiny, naive, hypochondriac rich boy. Bone, a callous hard-ass with a venomous way of speech, is still nursing a desire for Carrie predicated upon a drunken, frivolous one night stand. After a run-in with two blood-thirsty convenience store clerks in which Sam is repeatedly bitten and attacked and Bone is forced to slaughter them, our protagonists begin it wonder if something strange might be going on in the town. Luckily, but only in the sense that they didn't get murdered, the three stumble upon the only surviving humans in town: BYRON VON JONES, a trigger-happy, conspiracy theorist militia member; LYNETTE VON JONES, a haggard, trailer park slut and the only surviving wife out of Byron's harem; and ROY JACKSON (Chris Gardner), a cowardly, lying frat boy in his early 20s. The group bands together and takes shelter in Roy's ranch house, surrounded by hundreds of vampires intending to torch the property before sunrise, so they don't have to go home and try again the next day. Will our heroes escape death and transformation? Will Bone win over Carrie's dubious and indifferent heart? Does he even really care? And will the nefarious corporate franchise relevance to the plot ever be explained?

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