2003

S2.E1 ∙ Back Off Mary Poppins

Sun, Sep 19, 2004

Charlie is having some friends coming over to his house to have a gathering but Alan is not invited. Things got worse when Alan is also not invited to Judith's party even though her guests are Alan's friends.

7.9 /10

S2.E2 ∙ Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Sun, Sep 26, 2004

Alan is hurt when he finds out that Judith is seeing Jake's pediatrician; meanwhile, Evelyn tries to find out why Charlie hates her.

7.6 /10

S2.E3 ∙ A Bag Full of Jawea

Sun, Oct 03, 2004

After Jake flips off his teacher, Alan and Judith move to punish him. Charlie, meanwhile, has other plans for Jake's teacher. Chaos ensues when Jake discovers the relationship and the increasingly overbearing Miss Pasternak tells Charlie she believes God brought them together.

7.9 /10

S2.E4 ∙ Go Get Mommy's Bra

Sun, Oct 10, 2004

After Charlie reluctantly lends Evelyn his new car, he later discovers her bra in the back seat. Meanwhile, Alan is forced to compensate after Jake gets attached to Judith's rich and talented boyfriend.

7.9 /10

S2.E5 ∙ Bad News from the Clinic

Sun, Oct 17, 2004

Charlie is dating a self-assured woman who plays hard to get, easily dismisses him, and he finds it disarming. Rose gets Charlie to see that his new lady-friend, Sherry, is in his head because she is just like him; a self-centered, manipulative, narcissist. Charlie debates breaking it off. Alan and Jake fiercely battle wills over Jake doing his homework.

7.6 /10

S2.E6 ∙ The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Sun, Oct 24, 2004

After confessing responsibility for a childhood shoplifting incident blamed on Alan, Charlie seeks the forgiveness of his now-infuriated brother.

7.8 /10

S2.E7 ∙ A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Sun, Nov 07, 2004

Evelyn announces she is receiving an honor from the real estate industry and that Charlie and Alan will host a party in her honor. Mayhem ensues when Berta and her sister agree to cater the event, but sibling rivalry takes center stage.

7.3 /10

S2.E8 ∙ Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Sun, Nov 14, 2004

Alan gets carried away with a woman he met at the supermarket, and it's up to Charlie to talk some sense into him while shielding Jake and Judith from what's going on.

8 /10

S2.E9 ∙ Yes, Monsignor

Sun, Nov 21, 2004

Charlie runs into a newly-divorced ex, now single mom, who's willing to give him another shot. Back home, Jake tries to diagnose his learning problems.

7.8 /10

S2.E10 ∙ The Salmon Under My Sweater

Sun, Nov 28, 2004

Charlie struggles to write a jingle for a new cartoon. Meanwhile, Alan spends time with Rose, and Jake procrastinates doing a book report.

7.9 /10

S2.E11 ∙ Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Sun, Dec 12, 2004

Charlie sets out to find who started a derogatory web site about him. Meanwhile, Alan overhears something he shouldn't on Jake's webcam.

8 /10

S2.E12 ∙ A Lung Full of Alan

Sun, Jan 02, 2005

An old classmate is in town while Charlie and Alan spar over whom she likes more.

8 /10

S2.E13 ∙ Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów

Sun, Jan 16, 2005

Tensions rise after an earthquake displaces Judith to Charlie's house.

8.1 /10

S2.E14 ∙ Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

Sun, Jan 30, 2005

Evelyn's condescending attitude towards Jake's good grades sets Charlie and Alan out for revenge.

7.6 /10

S2.E15 ∙ Smell the Umbrella Stand

Sun, Feb 06, 2005

Charlie and Alan's weekend trip to Las Vegas has a little trouble getting off the ground.

7.9 /10

S2.E16 ∙ Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

Sun, Feb 13, 2005

It's the week of hell as Judith's out of town, Alan's got Jake, and nothing seems to be going right.

8.2 /10

S2.E17 ∙ Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!

Sun, Feb 20, 2005

Berta teaches Jake something about cleanliness while Charlie's in pain after a sexual encounter goes horribly wrong.

7.8 /10

S2.E18 ∙ It Was Mame, Mom

Sun, Mar 06, 2005

Charlie cons Alan into being his date at his gay friend's dinner party. But how long can they keep up the act?

8.1 /10

S2.E19 ∙ A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Sun, Mar 20, 2005

A freak food-flinging accident leaves Alan with impaired vision, which doesn't bode well especially when he draws a liking to one of Charlie's exes.

7.8 /10

S2.E20 ∙ I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Sun, Apr 17, 2005

Rose intervenes after Alan and Charlie come to blows over some of their unresolved issues.

7.6 /10

S2.E21 ∙ A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

Sun, May 01, 2005

After one of her ex-husbands dies, Evelyn summons Alan, Charlie, and Jake to the funeral, where Charlie takes a keen interest in the widow.

7.8 /10

S2.E22 ∙ That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Sun, May 08, 2005

Alan borrows money from Evelyn to buy a Porsche, but life doesn't become as glamorous as he expects.

7.6 /10

S2.E23 ∙ Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Sun, May 15, 2005

The brothers can't resist mother Evelyn demanding quality with Jake, like his maternal grandparents, but 'less', so get her agree to a single night of Alan's weekend, which even Judith can't stop. The brothers feel guilty exposing the boy to the she-devil who traumatized both of them for life, so Jake gets spoiled and bribed first, then they find solace in a beach bar, serially dating birdbrain volleyball babes. Meanwhile hosting Jake proves way worse then being Evelyn's hillbilly guest.

8.7 /10