Opening: Howard Stern -- When "Howard Stern" (
Pat Kilbane) encourages the viewers to see his show because, "Where else can you see a transvestite midget chasing a lesbian stripper with a 12-inch sausage? You'll never see that on 'Mad TV'," the aforementioned couple walks out on stage.
Siegfried & Roy: Glitter on the Streets -- Gay magician duo "Siegfried" (
Pat Kilbane) and "Roy" (
Michael McDonald) moonlight as crime investigators in Las Vegas.
Marvin Tikvah's Workout -- Marvin (
Michael McDonald) attempts his first workout with his personal trainer (
Debra Wilson).
Cop on the Beat -- At a crime scene, TV news reporter Sue Napersville (
Alex Borstein) interviews a cop (
Aries Spears), who turns out to be a stripper--a surprise birthday present from the station to Sue.
Cooking with Kenny and James -- "Kenny Rogers" (
Will Sasso) and "James Brown, Jr." (
Aries Spears) make Ribs and Dirty Rice on their Southern cooking show on the Food Channel.
Rocket Revengers -- "Nicholas Cage" (
Andrew Bowen) introduces an old, black and white episode of the sci-fi series "Rocket Revengers" entitled "Hole to China"; stars
Phil LaMarr,
Will Sasso and
Pat Kilbane, who play the actors who play the Rocket Revengers.
The Survivor -- "Bill Clinton" (
Will Sasso) honors Titanic survivor Happy Folger (
Michael McDonald), who recounts the less than honorable details of how he managed to survive.
MADClassic: Gangsta Shop Quartet (originally aired in episode #222) -- Spishak Records' infomercial selling music that combines Gangsta Rap and Barbershop Quartet--barbershop-style harmonizing of gangsta lyrics
Spy Vs. Spy: Guillotine (originally aired in episode #221) -- The greedy spy pursues paper money tied to a string that is being pulled by the other spy.
Meatbeaters -- Spishak's infomercial selling Meatbeaters, a powdered meat substitute, where you can beat your meat for just pennies a day; stars
Will Sasso as the head of the household who earnestly beats his meat
