• 1979
  • 30m

Episode list

You Can't Do That on Television
Shoestring
Fri, Feb 09, 1979
  • S1.E2
  • Shoestring
Amidst disco dancing, call-in contests and community announcements, Tim has numerous difficulties in trying to attract Cindy's interest.
6.8 /10
Premiere Pilot
Fri, Feb 02, 1979
  • S1.E1
  • Premiere Pilot
Kids from Ottawa offer up phone in giveaways, comedy skits, and community events all on a live show.
5 /10
Concert/Library/Boring
Fri, Apr 13, 1979
  • S1.E10
  • Concert/Library/Boring
The kids present the usual live jokes and call-in contests, along with filmed segments showing Ottawa children and teens telling their own jokes, classroom sketches, disruptions in the library, mock executions, and kid-and-parent interactions. Music videos and disco dancers, hosted by Jim Johnson are seen about every ten minutes. Standard features of the series include the locker jokes, cream pies in the face, and green slime for anyone who says, "I don't know" for any reason.
0 /10
Premiere Pilot

S1.E1 ∙ Premiere Pilot

Fri, Feb 02, 1979
Kids from Ottawa offer up phone in giveaways, comedy skits, and community events all on a live show.
5 /10
Shoestring

S1.E2 ∙ Shoestring

Fri, Feb 09, 1979
Amidst disco dancing, call-in contests and community announcements, Tim has numerous difficulties in trying to attract Cindy's interest.
6.8 /10
Weather & Dresses

S1.E3 ∙ Weather & Dresses

Fri, Feb 16, 1979
While Kevin Somers lets his new TV fame go directly to his head, Jono learns how to broadcast the weather through buckets of rain, snow, and hail on his head.
0 /10
Painted Lockers & Dances

S1.E5 ∙ Painted Lockers & Dances

Fri, Mar 02, 1979
The kids exercise on a stationary bike and use the TV station's special effects to create change of scenery. While trying to stay healthy and exercise, the kids' efforts are halted by the adults. The boy escapes by going jogging with the firing squad.
0 /10
Episode #1.7

S1.E7 ∙ Episode #1.7

Fri, Mar 16, 1979
On St. Patrick's Day, amidst disco dancing finalists, call-in contests and community announcements, Lisa sets out to get Bradfield wearin' green - slime, that is.
0 /10
The Executive Washrooms

S1.E9 ∙ The Executive Washrooms

Fri, Apr 06, 1979
Amidst disco dancing and call-in contests, the kids plot to pie and slime each other while Mr. Dime has the locks changed to the executive washroom.
0 /10
Concert/Library/Boring

S1.E10 ∙ Concert/Library/Boring

Fri, Apr 13, 1979
The kids present the usual live jokes and call-in contests, along with filmed segments showing Ottawa children and teens telling their own jokes, classroom sketches, disruptions in the library, mock executions, and kid-and-parent interactions. Music videos and disco dancers, hosted by Jim Johnson are seen about every ten minutes. Standard features of the series include the locker jokes, cream pies in the face, and green slime for anyone who says, "I don't know" for any reason.
0 /10
The Walk Show

S1.E13 ∙ The Walk Show

Fri, May 04, 1979
The kids who usually do the show in a studio are 'on location' in Ottawa, highlighting a walkathon in aid of charity, interviewing various participants who have gathered sponsors for their attempt at the 50 km walk.
0 /10
End of First Series

S1.E14 ∙ End of First Series

Fri, May 18, 1979
The show is ending their first season as a local program, with the cast wondering whether they're going to be picked up by the national network in the next season.
0 /10
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