Episode list

Check out selected sketches and segments from the 2002 episode hosted by Oscar winning actor Matt Damon. Sketches include: "NBC News: Special Report", SNL Commercial Parody "NRA", "Matt Damon vs. Matt Damon", "Versace Pockets", "TV Funhouse", and "Weekend Update". For clearances reasons, episodes have been edited from their original version.

Cold open of Saddam Hussein's "100% victory" election; Hardball with McCain as Ashcroft; a woman's privacy violated by husband; On Meet the Press, Tim Russert endlessly presses McCain if he's running for president; McCain sings Streisand.

In the opening monologue, Rudolph Guiliani (Darrel Hammond) records campaign endorses; in the opening monologue, Eric McCormick states that he's anything but gay; one-legged Amber competes on The Bachelor; Rachel Dratch goes into a destructive rage when losing a game of Celebrity; political campaigns ask the viewers to personally call the candidates on the phone; Paula Zahn (Tina Fey) falls in love; On Weekend Update, Gene Shalit (Horatio Sans) makes cheesy puns for current movies; a councilman appears on Joey Mack's radio show; John Hancock insurance is sold for the worst of the worst-case scenarios; Johnny Knoxville (McCormick) stars in Jackass: The Musical; a barmaid (Maya Rudolph) sets Reggie (Tracy Morgan) straight on his stories; Jay-Z performs "Guns & Roses" with Lenny Kravitz and "'03 Bonnie & Clyde" with Beyoncé.

Watch selected sketches and segments from the 2002 episode hosted by Brittany Murphy with special guest appearances by Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, and Garrett Morris. Sketches include: "The Chanukah Song", "The Leather Man", "Astronaut Jones", "Donahue", and "TV Funhouse". For clearances reasons, episodes have been edited from their original version.

Following a cold opening a U.N. Security Coucil meeting, Matthew McConaughey talks about his youth during the monologue, plays one half of a blind date with Rachel Dratch, a war protester, music sensation 'Chrome' on Club Traxx, an office story teller as well as a 'pyramid guru' on 'Second Time Around'. He ends the show by plugging his own McConaughey's Red Hot Texas Chili.

Check out selected sketches and segments from the 2003 episode hosted by Golden Globe winning actress Jennifer Garner. Sketches include: "A Message from the President of the United States", "Osama Calls Saddam", "Siamese Twins", "Michael Jackson in a Tree", and "Weekend Update". For clearances reasons, episodes have been edited from their original version.

A mature Ashton opens the show for the fourth time.