1964

S3.E1 ∙ Lies, Lies, Lies

Tue, Sep 13, 1966

Gomer goes on a Hollywood bus tour, gets off the bus and meets a movie star who he spends the day with but no one believes him.

7.5 /10

S3.E2 ∙ Crazy Legs Gomer

Tue, Sep 20, 1966

Competition between Sergeants leads to competition between platoons as Gomer runs a foot race for Sergeant Carter's platoon. Carter bets against Gomer.

7 /10

S3.E3 ∙ Gomer, the Carrier

Tue, Sep 27, 1966

The entire platoon gets German Measles except Gomer, the carrier.

7.5 /10

S3.E4 ∙ Caution: Low Overhead

Tue, Oct 04, 1966

Both Gomer and Sergeant Carter get swindled by a con-man selling faulty goods.

7.6 /10

S3.E5 ∙ Show Me the Way to Go Home

Tue, Oct 11, 1966

Gomer helps a drunkard home twice and is accused of getting him drunk.

7 /10

S3.E6 ∙ How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying

Tue, Oct 18, 1966

When Gomer takes up gardening, Sergeant Carter spikes a watermelon with liquor, the same watermelon Gomer gives to the Colonel.

6.9 /10

S3.E7 ∙ Gomer and the Little Men from Outer Space

Tue, Oct 25, 1966

Gomer stumbles across a spaceship and little men in space suits. Not knowing they are part of a movie film crew he thinks they are aliens from outer space.

7 /10

S3.E8 ∙ The Borrowed Car

Tue, Nov 01, 1966

Gomer takes Sergeant Carters car to deliver charity items for Miss Bunny. The Sergeant reports the car stolen and Gomer wrecks it.

7.8 /10

S3.E9 ∙ Gomer Pyle, Super Chef

Tue, Nov 08, 1966

Gomer works in the mess hall and makes a real mess of things. When a visiting Colonel eats there he gets a real surprise.

7.3 /10

S3.E10 ∙ Marry Me, Marry Me

Tue, Nov 15, 1966

Gomer and Sergeant Carter find themselves engaged to the same married woman.

7.1 /10

S3.E11 ∙ Cold Nose, Warm Heart

Tue, Nov 22, 1966

Sergeant Carter feels neglected after getting Miss Bunny a puppy.

6.5 /10

S3.E12 ∙ Follow That Car

Tue, Nov 29, 1966

Gomer and Sgt. Carter are robbed of $650 of radio equipment by 2 armed smugglers.

7.8 /10

S3.E13 ∙ It Takes Two to Tangle

Tue, Dec 13, 1966

It appears that Miss Bunny is cheating on Sergeant Carter but appearances can be deceiving.

7 /10

S3.E14 ∙ Whither the Weather

Tue, Dec 20, 1966

Gomer's weather forecasts prove to be more accurate than the National Weather Service, that is until it matters most.

7.7 /10

S3.E15 ∙ Love's Old Sweet Song

Tue, Dec 27, 1966

Sergeant Carter and Private Slater are both attracted to the same lounge singer but she is attracted to Gomer Pyle. Jim Nabors sings "500 Miles Away From Home" to her.

7.3 /10

S3.E16 ∙ Gomer the Recruiter

Tue, Jan 03, 1967

Gomer watches a recruiting booth for Sergeant Carter and recruits a man who just robbed a bank.

7.6 /10

S3.E17 ∙ The Secret Life of Gomer Pyle

Tue, Jan 10, 1967

When, to Gomer's dismay, fun pictures he posed for on the beach are altered and published in a men's magazine that shows him surrounded by women, the guys at camp think he has a secret life.

8.1 /10

Sergeant Carter gets Gomer to try out for the U.S. Marine band. Gomer is accepted into the band as a tuba player but then declines the offer when he learns that he'd be separated from the Sergeant for a year.

6.5 /10

S3.E19 ∙ You Bet Your Won Ton

Tue, Jan 24, 1967

In search of a place to host a going away party for a comrade, Gomer goes into a Chinese restaurant that is a front for a gambling operation.

7.6 /10

S3.E20 ∙ Sue the Pants Off 'Em

Tue, Jan 31, 1967

When a distracted Gomer Pyle almost walks in front of a car and falls backwards, an ambulance chasing attorney teams up with a phony doctor to try to sue the driver of the car, who turns out to be a Marine Major.

7.4 /10

S3.E21 ∙ Gomer and the Card Shark

Tue, Feb 07, 1967

Gomer finds himself caught in the middle between his buddies and a card shark. Gomer is used as a patsy so show that you can win and he wins big.

7.7 /10

S3.E22 ∙ To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlist

Tue, Feb 14, 1967

Sergeant Carter helps Gomer prepare for transition into civilian life by setting Gomer up with a job, a place to live and even a girlfriend, in hope that Gomer won't re-enlist.

7.2 /10

S3.E23 ∙ Lou-Ann Poovie Sings Again

Tue, Feb 21, 1967

Sergeant Carter acts like a jerk when he and Private Slater are attracted to a lounge singer. Who does she choose? Gomer Pyle, USMC.

7.2 /10

S3.E24 ∙ Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit Fiend

Tue, Feb 28, 1967

In folk tradition, Welsh rarebit is believed to cause nightmares. But when a new restaurant opens near the base and both Pyle and the sergeant indulge in the dish, it's sleepwalking that the simple meal of toast and cheese sauce induces in both men--sleepwalking, and changes in personality.

8.3 /10

S3.E25 ∙ Sing a Song of Papa

Tue, Mar 07, 1967

Gomer wins an amateur nightclub contest singing "Oh My Papa". The club owner tries to intimidate Sergeant Carter into letting Gomer sing it again. Gomer does sing it again, this time in Italian for the club owners papa.

7.4 /10

S3.E26 ∙ Where There's a Will

Tue, Mar 14, 1967

Sergeant Carter sends Gomer on a one-week assignment to jump out of airplanes, as a way to get rid of him. When Gomer takes out a life insurance policy and names the sergeant as beneficiary, the sergeant feels guilty.

7.6 /10

S3.E27 ∙ Lost, the Colonel's Daughter

Tue, Mar 21, 1967

Gomer is asked to take out Colonel Gray's daughter, Janice, because the colonel feels that Gomer is very safe. Gomer intends to take her to the movies but Janice, who has been attending an all women's college, has some very different ideas on how to spend an evening, which include going to a discotheque. Gomer winds up losing her and calls Sgt. Carter to help find her. Eventually they track her down to a wild party in Hollywood. Unfortunately, Janet's dress accidentally get's torn and they all are arrested for disturbing the peace. Now they must find a way to explain to the colonel what happened and try not to get into even hotter water.

7.3 /10

S3.E28 ∙ The Crow Ganef

Tue, Mar 28, 1967

Gomer is suspected of stealing when he makes friends with a thieving crow.

6.8 /10

S3.E29 ∙ One of Our Shells Is Missing

Tue, Apr 04, 1967

A live mortar shell goes missing. When Gomer goes off alone looking for it, everyone fears the worse when they hear a distant explosion.

6.9 /10

S3.E30 ∙ Lou-Ann Poovie Sings No More

Tue, Apr 11, 1967

Lounge singer Lou-Ann Poovie gets fired from her job. Private Slater and Sergeant Carter try to get her music deals but Gomer tells her she can't sing. When she hears her own voice played back she quits singing and makes up with Gomer.

6.8 /10