1964

S5.E1 ∙ Car for Sale

Thu, Sep 26, 1968

Sergeant Hacker siphons gas out of Sergeant Carters car so Carter thinks that the car is getting poor mileage and sells it to Hacker for a song.

7.9 /10

S5.E2 ∙ Corporal Duke

Thu, Oct 03, 1968

Duke Slater comes back as a Corporal to run the platoon in Sergeant Carter's absence. The men see Slater as a buddy and take advantage of his kindness. Gomer rallies the troops to show Duke respect.

7.7 /10

S5.E3 ∙ The Booty Prize

Thu, Oct 10, 1968

The 'Booty Prize' is an actual lead boot awarded to platoons to embarrass them for mistakes made. Gomer and Sergeants Carter and Hacker all get their foot stuck in it.

7.9 /10

S5.E4 ∙ The Return of Monroe

Thu, Oct 17, 1968

Lou-Ann's old boyfriend, Monroe, returns again. Monroe tells Gomer a lie, that he is going to marry Lou-Ann and it breaks Gomers heart but lies can't stop true love.

7.4 /10

S5.E5 ∙ Just Move Your Lips, Sergeant

Thu, Oct 24, 1968

Sergeant Carter forms a mens choir to be part of a movie but the Sergeants singing is terrible so he's told "just move your lips, Sergeant."

7.3 /10

S5.E6 ∙ All You Need Is One Good Break

Thu, Nov 07, 1968

A beautiful stuntwoman defends herself against two thugs while being escorted by Gomer and Sgt. Carter, and they get the credit for protecting her.

7 /10

S5.E7 ∙ A Marriage of Convenience

Thu, Nov 14, 1968

While Company D is in Hollywood to film a movie, a movie starlet with an expired Visa who is facing deportation first proposes marriage to Gomer who says no and then to Sergeant Carter who says yes.

6.4 /10

S5.E8 ∙ A Star Is Not Born

Thu, Nov 21, 1968

Sergeant Carter and his platoon are cast in a Marine movie. While Gomer sings, Carter cannot deliver his lines correctly, leading to a different role.

7.7 /10

S5.E9 ∙ Come Blow Your Top

Thu, Nov 28, 1968

Sergeant Hacker bets Sergeant Carter $50 that Carter can't go 24 hours without losing his temper. Then Hacker tries to sabotage Carter.

7.8 /10

S5.E10 ∙ A Little Chicken Soup Wouldn't Hurt

Thu, Dec 05, 1968

Gomer meets an elderly lady whose son is trying to retire her but all she wants to do is cook and take care of others.

7.4 /10

S5.E11 ∙ Gomer, the Perfect M.P.

Thu, Dec 12, 1968

Sergeant Carter puts Gomer on guard duty and orders him not to let anyone enter the base without identification, no exceptions. Then Gomer refuses the sergeant entry when Carter comes back for his forgotten wallet.

7.6 /10

S5.E12 ∙ The Wild Bull Returns

Thu, Dec 19, 1968

General Cortez returns to Camp Henderson and challenges Sergeant Carter for the affections of Miss Bunny.

5.8 /10

S5.E13 ∙ Hit and Write

Thu, Dec 26, 1968

Sergeant Carter hits a new car while parking and slightly scratches it. Gomer insists that the Sergeant leave a note. Then the new car turns up with a badly crashed fender which Carter is blamed for.

7.1 /10

S5.E14 ∙ Two on the Bench

Thu, Jan 02, 1969

Sergeant Carter has trouble finding a ticket for a big football game but Gomer gets them bench passes from a player on the team that Gomer knew from Mayberry.

8 /10

S5.E15 ∙ A Tattoo for Gomer

Thu, Jan 09, 1969

Duke draws on Gomer's arm. Lou-Ann thinks it's a real tattoo; she hates it but doesn't tell Gomer thinking it's too late. Gomer hates it but goes to make it permanent thinking Lou-Ann likes it. She finds out just in time to stop him.

6.2 /10

S5.E16 ∙ Win-A-Date

Thu, Jan 16, 1969

Sergeant Carter goes on a dating game, Gomer ends up pulled into the show as contestant #3 and wins. Both Miss Bunny and Lou-Ann are upset that their men went on a dating show.

8 /10

S5.E17 ∙ Marriage, Sgt. Carter Style

Thu, Jan 23, 1969

Sergeant Carter tries to get Gomer to marry Lou-Ann instead of re-enlisting.

6.6 /10

S5.E18 ∙ To Save a Life

Thu, Jan 30, 1969

Sergeant Carter saves Gomer from a live grenade that Gomer dropped during exercises and Gomer becomes a pest repaying the sergeant for the deed so Carter sets it up for Gomer to save his life.

7.1 /10

S5.E19 ∙ Dynamite Diner

Thu, Feb 06, 1969

Gomer and Lou-Ann find a diner closed without customers and try to help them build business but the only thing the restaurant owners are interested in is robbing the bank next door through the basement wall.

7.1 /10

S5.E20 ∙ Freddy's Friendly Computer

Thu, Feb 13, 1969

Fast Freddie is in the computer dating service although he doesn't have a computer. He sets Gomer up with a date.

7.1 /10

S5.E21 ∙ Gomer Maneuvers

Thu, Feb 20, 1969

The Marines send Carter's and Hacker's platoons to maneuvers. Hacker tricks Gomer into giving the location of Carter's tents, so they have to move in the middle of the night. Carter accidentally raids a girl scout camp, due to faulty information from Pyle. Carter sends Pyle back to the base. Pyle is captured by Hacker, and then escapes. Pyle visits the girl scouts, Hacker's platoon raids. Carter platoon right behind them, capturing Hacker platoon. Hacker back at the base, pays the $50 lost the bet. A surprise twist at the end leaves Gomer smiling, and both Sargeants disappointed.

7.7 /10

S5.E22 ∙ Gomer Tends a Sick Cat

Thu, Feb 27, 1969

Miss Bunny has a sick cat but Gomer thinks the Sergeant is sick and dying. Gomer consults with Miss Bunny and then treats the Sergeant to warm milk and a ball with a bell.

7 /10

S5.E23 ∙ I'm Always Chasing Gomers

Thu, Mar 06, 1969

Gomer gets stuck on Sergeant Carter's plane to Wichita without Carter knowing it; and then Carter keeps seeing Gomer everywhere he looks.

8.3 /10

S5.E24 ∙ The Short Voyage Home

Thu, Mar 13, 1969

Gomer heads home with $1,600 to buy a gas station with his cousin Goober. Worried about pickpockets and con artists, Sergeant Carter goes with him.

7.7 /10

S5.E25 ∙ Proxy Poppas

Thu, Mar 20, 1969

Gomer and Sergeant Carter help a fellow marine who's wife is having a baby.

6.7 /10

S5.E26 ∙ Flower Power

Thu, Mar 27, 1969

Three hippies help Gomer camouflage a marine van, only they paint bright daisies on it instead.

6.6 /10

S5.E27 ∙ Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow

Thu, Apr 03, 1969

Gomer finds a white rabbit, gives it to a General's son and the Sergeant lets it loose thinking Gomer is keeping an unauthorized bunny. The rabbit must be found and the search is on but there are many white rabbits on base.

6.1 /10

S5.E28 ∙ Showtime with Sgt. Carol

Thu, Apr 17, 1969

Carol Burnett co-stars as a visiting Sergeant putting on a talent show at Camp Henderson. She wants Gomer to sing, Sergeant Carter says no until she uses her ladylike charm on him.

7.3 /10

S5.E29 ∙ My Fair Sister

Thu, Apr 24, 1969

Sergeant Carter's sister arrives and the Sergeant is embarrassed by her looks so he gets her a make-over that just isn't her. Gomer talks her into going back to her old self and he takes her to a dance.

6.7 /10