Gene tries to lucid dream so he can remember the perfect song he wrote in his sleep; Louise and Tina try to catch a cricket that's keeping Linda up at night with its chirping.
Mr. Fischoeder enlists Bob to be his personal chef for a glamping trip on his exclusive club's secret island. Meanwhile, Linda gives the kids a crash-course on cocktail party etiquette.
Linda and Louise stumble into a treasure-hunting adventure on a tour of the town's bootlegging history; Bob, Tina and Gene play host to a group of street performers looking to settle a beef.
Tina gets her skirt stuck in the dryer when she tries to dry off her butt sweat at Chelsea's party, where she anticipates upper butt action; Teddy tries to join the Belchers' competition of building objects from the basement trash.
The Belchers get invited to Rudy's father's birthday party and try to make him look better than Paul, who's trying to hit on Rudy's mother; Tina attempts to convince a woman to commit to a relationship with Rudy's father.
When Gayle tells the Belchers about her plans to send an audition tape for Tough Stuff Island, Linda tries to make her tape boring and the kids try to make it more interesting; Bob struggles with his new electric grinder.
