When Bob starts to lose his hair, Linda reminisces about his mustache and how it made her fall for him; the kids make up their own versions of how Bob and Linda met.
Bob thinks the upcoming Land Ship parade will increase business -- until he learns two porta-potties will be in front of his restaurant; Tina's friends tell her she is boring.
When Louise admits that she has never felt scared before, the family goes to a haunted house in an effort to change but mayhem ensues after their visit.
Bob goes to pick up Gayle so she does not miss the Thanksgiving celebration, but gets caught in a snowstorm coming back, leaving Linda to prepare the turkey.
A grumpy mall Santa threatens to put Gene, Tina and Louise on the naughty list, inspiring them to arrange a musical performance in hopes of changing Santa's mind before Christmas.
When Bob throws a dinner party, Gayle takes advantage of the opportunity to introduce her new love interest to the family; a long-standing feud is revealed.
Gene and Courtney are given the opportunity to be the new hosts of morning announcements, but their romantic history poses challenges; Tina's plan goes awry.
Bob must take legal action after he slips on the sidewalk and needs to pay for surgery; Jairo promises to heal Bob without doctors; the kids fake a law firm.
When Tina volunteers alongside Nurse Liz, she finds herself involved in the biggest scandal to hit Wagstaff: a lice infestation. Meanwhile, Bob makes improvements to the restaurant that end up driving customers away. Can the Belchers juggle both a crisis at the restaurant and lice?
The Belcher kids hop into action after news of a bounce house crisis at a birthday party; Bob encounters a guest at the restaurant, fixing him to face a fear.
When Gene overhears talk about a mystical creature that lives nearby, he leads the Belcher kids and their friends on a journey to find it. Meanwhile, Linda's competitive nature takes over during downtime at the restaurant.
Bob's friend Warren comes to visit and makes an offer to invest in the restaurant; Bob is hesitant when he finds out about Warren's interior design ideas.
Tina manages to convince her parents to send her to horse camp; but in doing so, she realizes she must end her relationship with her imaginary horse, Jericho.
Tina's ideas of love and romance are tested when she volunteers at a nursing home to earn her next Thunder Girls badge. Meanwhile, Bob makes new friends who lead him to make some questionable choices.
The Belcher children are involved in a goop war prank that takes place on the same day that a journalist is visiting the restaurant to write a profile.