Tina interviews Mr. Frond about his revolutionary computer game in an attempt to save her school news segment; Bob and Linda make up the plots to popular horror movies they haven't seen to entertain Teddy.
Bob comes up with a plan to save the local drive-in theater from closing; Linda accidentally insults another mom on a group text chain; Louise and Gene hide from Tina when they steal some of her favorite candy.
Linda drives Teddy to help him pick up Kathleen from her colonoscopy after he hurts himself; the Belcher kids plan to prank a drone that's set to film the school from above.
Louise trains Tina to be the last student standing in a cheese throwing fight against the other eighth graders; Bob and Teddy teach Linda how to eavesdrop on customers' conversations without getting caught.
Tina becomes the new advice columnist for the school newspaper; Teddy takes on more than he can handle when he volunteers to build a float for the Bounty of the Bay Parade.
