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S12.E1 ∙ Tonsil Trouble

Tue, Mar 11, 2008

After Cartman and Kyle are infected with the AIDS virus, they turn to Magic Johnson for assistance in finding a cure.

7.9 /10

Distraught over the media's nonstop coverage of her, Britney Spears attempts to commit suicide, but survives despite blowing the top half of her head off. Disgusted by this treatment of her, the boys attempt to help, only to learn the secret behind the media's cruel scrutiny of celebrities.

7.1 /10

S12.E3 ∙ Major Boobage

Tue, Mar 25, 2008

South Park declares cats illegal after kids start getting high on cat urine. Cartman starts hiding neighborhood cats in his attic to protect them, and Kenny becomes an addict and starts having Heavy Metal (1981) hallucinations.

8.7 /10

S12.E4 ∙ Canada on Strike

Tue, Apr 01, 2008

Canada goes on strike and demands more money, but nobody takes the strike seriously. However, the boys try to make money for Canada by turning Butters into an Internet video star.

7.7 /10

S12.E5 ∙ Eek, a Penis!

Tue, Apr 08, 2008

Cartman is commended for his excellent substitute teaching, so he is brought to the inner city to help the high schoolers. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison wants to be Mr. Garrison again.

7.6 /10

S12.E6 ∙ Over Logging

Tue, Apr 15, 2008

A prolonged Internet service outage hits South Park and most of the rest of the country, and Randy moves the Marsh family to California hoping to find a connection (and Internet porn for himself).

8.5 /10

S12.E7 ∙ Super Fun Time

Tue, Apr 22, 2008

A class field trip to a frontier park turns into a hostage situation when a group of robbers use the park to evade the police, but the park employees won't help resolve the situation because they won't get out of character.

8.3 /10

S12.E8 ∙ The China Probrem

Tue, Oct 07, 2008

Cartman and Butters go to P.F. Chang's to try to uncover the Chinese conspiracy to take over the U.S. Stan and Kyle accuse Steven Spielberg and George Lucas of raping Indiana Jones.

7.7 /10

S12.E9 ∙ Breast Cancer Show Ever

Tue, Oct 14, 2008

Cartman makes fun of Wendy after she delivers a report on breast cancer. She challenges him to a fight, but he keeps finding ways to get out of it. But he also won't stop making fun of her.

8.7 /10

S12.E10 ∙ Pandemic

Tue, Oct 21, 2008

With Craig's help, the boys start up a Peruvian pan flute band to make money. However, they are detained by Homeland Security and sent to Peru to end the "Pandemic." In the pan flute bands' absence, giant guinea pigs invade South Park.

8 /10

S12.E11 ∙ Pandemic 2: The Startling

Tue, Oct 28, 2008

Craig and the boys are stranded in the Andes Mountains while giant guinea pigs wreak havoc all over the planet. Craig is the only person who can end the terror, but he doesn't care and won't do anything about it.

7.8 /10

S12.E12 ∙ About Last Night...

Tue, Nov 04, 2008

While the rest of the nation is distracted by the results of the presidential election, Barack Obama and John McCain set out to complete their true combined objective: a daring "Ocean's Eleven" style jewel heist.

7.7 /10

S12.E13 ∙ Elementary School Musical

Tue, Nov 11, 2008

The boys try to resist the "High School Musical" fad when it hits South Park Elementary, while also trying to convince the school's top singer that he should follow his dream and try out for the basketball team.

7.6 /10

S12.E14 ∙ The Ungroundable

Tue, Nov 18, 2008

Butters starts hanging out with the Vampire kids, who are angering the Goth kids at South Park Elementary because everybody is confusing the Vampire kids with them.

7.7 /10