Traumatized by The Oregon Trail (1971), Roger becomes concerned about outliving the family, so he fakes his death, spoofs Renegade (1992) and traps the family in the game. Klaus opens a convenience store but becomes paranoid about shoplifters.
When Steve starts acting out his sexual energy, Francine asks Stan to give him the talk, but he makes Steve join a creepy father-daughter celibacy club with him instead. Also, the family builds a water slide in the backyard.
Traumatized by The Oregon Trail (1971), Roger becomes concerned about outliving the family, so he fakes his death, spoofs Renegade (1992) and traps the family in the game. Klaus opens a convenience store but becomes paranoid about shoplifters.
While trying to find himself, Jeff befriends and eventually becomes possessed by Stan's favorite celebrity chef, Guy Fieri; Klaus and Roger start their own valet business to pick up rich chicks.
When a tumor takes Roger out of commission, Stan must take over his different personas; Principal Lewis pressures Steve and the school choir to win by any means necessary.
Steve gets competitive and turns on his best friend during the father-son events at Possum Lake, the home of the legendary fish-monster called Old Ulysses. Roger pretends to be the local tour guide and becomes more infamous than the fish.
After a fight with his dad, Steve goes to an all-girls boarding school. Roger realizes that Steve has become stuck in his own zany spinoff sitcom. Meanwhile, Stan is annoyed by Steve's British replacement.
