2005

S9.E1 ∙ Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure

Sat, Sep 28, 2013

Steve and Snot create two clones so that they can have a date to a school dance, but things do not go as planned.

7.5 /10

S9.E2 ∙ Poltergasm

Sat, Oct 05, 2013

A poltergeist visits the Smith family.

7.4 /10

Steve is eager to prove that he's no longer a little boy, so he sets off to prove his manhood by joining Stan, Bullock, and the rest of the CIA on their annual hunting trip. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus set off on a cross-country road trip.

7.3 /10

S9.E4 ∙ Crotchwalkers

Sat, Nov 09, 2013

In a desperate attempt to show Steve that she's still a "cool" mom, Francine teaches him a vast array of shoplifting techniques to try out at the local mall. But when their attempt to pull off the ultimate heist at "The Gash" goes awry, Steve is captured and sent to a Venezuelan sweatshop. Meanwhile, Roger, Hayley and Klaus form Langley Falls' first Russian Balalaika trio.

7.2 /10

S9.E5 ∙ Kung Pao Turkey

Sat, Nov 23, 2013

Stan feels like he's being run out of his own home when Francine's parents come to visit at Thanksgiving, and Francine's mother tries to setup Haley with an eligible Chinese bachelor.

6.6 /10

S9.E6 ∙ Independent Movie

Sat, Nov 30, 2013

Steve fancies himself and the guys as stars of an independent "coming of age" movie as they join Snot on a cross-country trip to his dad's funeral.

7.2 /10

S9.E7 ∙ Faking Bad

Sat, Dec 07, 2013

Hayley uses Steve's talent for creating fake IDs to start a business, but they're forced to deal with another fake ID kingpin in Langley Falls: Roger.

8 /10

S9.E8 ∙ Minstrel Krampus

Sat, Dec 14, 2013

Stan and Roger travel to the North Pole to rescue Steve from an infamous Christmas demon.

7.7 /10

S9.E9 ∙ Vision: Impossible

Sat, Jan 04, 2014

When Roger wakes up from a coma after a car accident, he has the ability to see into the future.

7.7 /10

S9.E10 ∙ Familyland

Sat, Jan 11, 2014

The Smiths take a family vacation to a medieval-style theme park where they're taken prisoner when the frozen head of the park is accidentally thawed.

7.8 /10

S9.E11 ∙ Cock of the Sleepwalk

Sat, Jan 25, 2014

After killing his 100th victim, Stan develops a persona that does nice things, which the real Stan would never do.

7.2 /10

S9.E12 ∙ Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses

Sat, Mar 15, 2014

Roger switches faces with Steve to help him win over the hot girl at school, while Stan and Francine become stewardesses to stop Mark Cuban from blowing up the sun.

7 /10

S9.E13 ∙ I Ain't No Holodeck Boy

Sat, Mar 22, 2014

Stan drugs Steve and his friends and puts them in the CIA holodeck just to give them the outdoor experience, while Hayley makes herself Roger's queen after buying his home star on the International Star Registry.

7.2 /10

S9.E14 ∙ Stan Goes on the Pill

Sat, Mar 29, 2014

A new CIA drug designed to help Stan pretend to listen to Francine has a disastrous side effect, and Roger and Klaus take advantage of the situation to start their new business.

7.2 /10

S9.E15 ∙ Honey, I'm Homeland

Sat, Apr 05, 2014

Hayley suspects that Stan has been "turned" when he comes home after being kidnapped by a group of radicals while on a mission to infiltrate the "Occupy" movement.

7 /10

S9.E16 ∙ She Swill Survive

Sat, Apr 12, 2014

Stan turns Hayley into a helpless drunk in an effort to help him reach Bullock's inner circle, and Klaus shares German folk tales with Steve and Snot.

7.3 /10

S9.E17 ∙ Rubberneckers

Sat, Apr 26, 2014

Stan gets into an accident upon discovering his talent for checking out women, while Roger and Klaus try to hide a wine stain on the new couch.

7 /10

S9.E18 ∙ Permanent Record Wrecker

Sat, May 03, 2014

Stan is fired from the CIA due to budget cuts and is forced to work at a grocery store where Steve is the manager, while Roger makes a bargain to win a bet with a coffee shop musician.

7.3 /10

S9.E19 ∙ News Glances with Genevieve Vavance

Sat, May 10, 2014

Hayley stages Steve's kidnapping in order to gain favor from Roger's new persona--a television news anchor named Genevieve Vavance.

7.3 /10

S9.E20 ∙ The Longest Distance Relationship

Sat, May 17, 2014

Just as Haley finally gets over Jeff and considers dating a millionaire, Jeff contacts her from space via C.B. radio.

7.3 /10

S9.E21 ∙ Roger Passes the Bar

Sat, Sep 13, 2014

A sexy new next-door neighbor promises to take Steve and his friends' virginity in return for housework.

7.2 /10

S9.E22 ∙ A Boy Named Michael

Sat, Sep 13, 2014

Greg and Terry choose to adopt a Russian child but after Roger sees the kind of life they are living over there, he gets rid of the real kid and takes the place himself.

7.4 /10

S9.E23 ∙ Blagsnarst, a Love Story

Sat, Sep 20, 2014

Roger and Francine stumble upon another alien in the woods and Roger tries to romance her, but he soon becomes annoyed with her behavior and wants to call the CIA to have them take her away, but then he has a change of heart and decides not to.

7 /10