When Hayley's car breaks down, it's up to her to get Steve to his P-PSAT test while avoiding a mob of saleswoman who want to kill them, while Stan, Francine, and Roger explore the new downtown.
Stan abducts The Weeknd to teach Roger a lesson. His plan goes off-the-rails after Roger switches places with The Weeknd. Meanwhile Hayley tries to score with The Weeknd and learns a dark secret about the hip-hop superstar during her plight.
While preparing to star in a school play about Oedipus, Steve is shocked to discover that Francine is secretly still feeding him breast milk, so she tricks him into thinking that he can't function without it. Chaos ensues.
Stan's CIA team must take out a North Korean general at the Overwatch (2016) world tournament with the help of Steve, who thinks they are on a bonding trip, or the world will end. The rest of the family gets trapped in the stairway.
Roger, Francine and Jeff start their own murder tour-bus business to show the others that they are capable of making money on their own. Meanwhile, there is a serial killer loose in town.
After Stan is injured, Francine nurses him back to health and he becomes dependent to her. Meanwhile, the family discovers that Tuttle is a Korean reality show star.
Stan, who hates losing, drags the family to his boss' labyrinth inspired in its entirety by Labyrinth (1986) for family game night; Roger gets some geese to fatten them up and turn them into geese liver pate.
Steve and the boys take part in Roger's version of the Stanford prison experiment to earn some cash. Meanwhile, Stan deals with the death of his CIA groundskeeper friend.
Francine discovers that she enjoys Roger's ASMR voice, but Roger feels used when he finds out why she's been spending so much time with him and runs away to the still irradiated Chernobyl. An iron rod pierces Steve's skull.
Stan goes to great lengths to find the right couple's activity for him and Francine. Hayley and Steve look into some mysterious markings they find on the door frame.