Episode list

When Stan learns that Hayley has run off with Jeff and plans to elope, he offers a reward to the person who can stop them.

Stan has a clone of Steve created so that he can have a competition with Francine to see who can raise him better. Meanwhile, Roger travels to Thailand to find Hayley and Jeff, and to get the reward money.

Stan's plan to out-do the neighbor's fancy haunted house backfires when Roger releases the serial killers he was borrowing from the CIA. Meanwhile, Steve faces Toshi's revenge when he takes a liking to his sister Akiko.

Roger helps Stan fulfill his dream of owning a family fun restaurant, but Roger later takes over the project and fires Stan, causing him to create his own rival restaurant.

After all of Francine's repressed memories come back to her, she decides to be a stand-up comedienne and gets her own sitcom. Meanwhile, Steve finds a female companion for Klaus, but he quickly grows tired of her.

Stan invites his half-Native American brother to his house every Thanksgiving to show off his wealth--until they visit him for Thanksgiving and discover that he's a multi-millionaire.

Stan serves as jury foreman for the trial of one of Roger's personae, and he is hell-bent on making sure the jury finds him guilty.

The Smith family is targeted by a resurrected Santa Claus after Stan and Steve accidentally shoot and kill him.

Bored and disillusioned with her role as a housewife, Francine decides to take on a new identity. Meanwhile, Steve travels back in time to find a beautiful woman from a Nagel painting.

Stan and Francine make friends with a younger couple, but they can't keep up with their very active lifestyle. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger try to get a product refund over the telephone.

With a flair for the dramatic, Roger invites Stan to attend one of his acting classes.

Roger moves out of his attic after learning of the life debt he got from Stan, but he starts to regret moving out of his home. When Roger tries to move back, he becomes heartbroken that Stan has replaced him with someone else. Roger does something desperate in order to repay Stan, but he gets injured by a polar bear at the zoo. Roger goes to Area 51 so he can get his fanny pack that contains a lubricant to heal Stan. Roger is able to save Stan, but they are chased by Area 51 personnel, the two are able to escape. Stan allows Roger to move back to his house and the two ditch Andy Dick, but he robs a pharmacy after he finds out the drugs he got from Stan are fake. Meanwhile, Steve becomes the new announcer, but he goes crazy with power. Snot is able to get Steve kicked off the morning announcements after he rants about his newfound power. Snot apologizes to Steve for getting him removed, but he forgives his friend. Unfortunately, Snot goes on the same power trip as Steve and he gets kicked off from the announcements. When Barry does the announcements, he starts cussing loudly in front of the student body. Principal Lewis becomes disgusted over the student's actions, but he unknowingly confesses his sins.

Stan resorts to extreme and cruel measures to humiliate Steve and maintain his alpha-male status in the house, and Hayley and Jeff turn to Principal Lewis for marriage counseling.

In an attempt to advance in the CIA, Stan begins playing golf with Senator Buckingham. Things are going well until Roger accidentally sells the senator's daughter to a drug lord, forcing Stan must choose between family and his career.

When Steve has trouble crossing over into the "cool kids" social circle, Klaus and Roger place their bets to see how quickly Roger can make him cool. Everything they try backfires until Steve becomes the in-crowds designated driver. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take turns pranking each other.

After Snot professes his love for Hayley and gets shot down, Steve and Roger devise a plan to cheer him up. Roger dresses up as Steve's cousin from New Jersey, Jenny Fromdabloc, and Snot falls hard for her. Meanwhile, Stan want to live like a gentleman of the 1960s, complete with dark suits and dry martinis.

Stan and Francine fight over how to redecorate the house. It goes so far that they split the house down the middle and try to live without each other.

Stan becomes upset when Francine takes the receptionist job at his CIA office.

Stan spends some quality father-son time with Steve at the local zoo, but things go horribly wrong when Steve slips into a gorilla exhibit. Meanwhile, Roger bets Hayley that he can become a great Country singer and sets out to write the most heartbreaking song of all time.