When Joe learns his father hates handicapped people, Peter pretends to be Joe; Stewie becomes friends with Tom Cruise after learning he will grow up to be only 5'1.
Quagmire finally confesses his love for Lois, but it happens while he accidentally pocket dials Peter, who is furious, so Brian tries to fix the situation.
Peter and Carter go to Africa to return Carter's money he lost to a Nigerian scammer. Meanwhile, Brian tries to hook up with one of Meg's friends after he finds out that she has a surprisingly great body.
Peter learns about phone apps and overloads his phone with them. He buys a new phone with more memory and gives his old phone to Chris, which causes a series of horrible events. Meanwhile, Stewie joins a tennis club and invites Brian to be his tennis partner.
An old flame returns to Peter's life after Lois finds a dead letter at the post office. Stewie goes to a new preschool and tries to fit in with a rich new friend.
Brian falls in love with a tech support girl, so he and Stewie go to India to find her; Peter becomes the center of attention when he's invited to Joe's bingo night.
