1999

S3.E1 ∙ The Thin White Line

Tue, Jul 10, 2001

Brian becomes a drug-sniffing dog for police to get out of a rut after taking the advice of his therapist, but the cocaine may be more than he can handle.

8 /10

S3.E2 ∙ Brian Does Hollywood

Tue, Jul 17, 2001

When Brian leaves the family for Hollywood with dreams of becoming a screenwriter and director, he winds up directing a porn video.

7.6 /10

S3.E3 ∙ Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

Tue, Jul 24, 2001

After the toy company is taken over by a tobacco company, Peter is set up as the president and is sent to Washington to lobby against a bill.

7.5 /10

S3.E4 ∙ One If by Clam, Two If by Sea

Tue, Jul 31, 2001

When a hurricane destroys The Drunken Clam, it is bought by a British man who turns it into an English pub to the dismay of Peter and the gang.

7.5 /10

S3.E5 ∙ And the Wiener Is...

Tue, Aug 07, 2001

Peter becomes jealous of Chris' very large endowment.

7.6 /10

S3.E6 ∙ Death Lives

Tue, Aug 14, 2001

Peter dies again, and Death shows him the errors of his ways.

8 /10

S3.E7 ∙ Lethal Weapons

Tue, Aug 21, 2001

Lois takes Tae-Jitsu, quickly becomes a black-belt and scares away all of the frustrating New Yorkers that had come to Quahog to view the leaves.

7.3 /10

S3.E8 ∙ The Kiss Seen Round the World

Tue, Aug 28, 2001

Meg takes an internship to work for Tom with Neil as her partner and kisses him during a life-threading situation that is caught on tape.

6.7 /10

S3.E9 ∙ Mr. Saturday Knight

Tue, Sep 04, 2001

Losing his job at the toy factory is he least of his concerns, when Peter is caught monkeying around with a renaissance fair wench.

7.3 /10

S3.E10 ∙ A Fish Out of Water

Tue, Sep 18, 2001

Peter tries to pay of the debts he accrued while pursuing his dream of owning a commercial fishing boat by catching an infamous, man-eating fish.

7.1 /10

S3.E11 ∙ Emission Impossible

Wed, Nov 07, 2001

After Peter helps deliver Lois's sister's baby, he and Lois decide to try to have another kid, but Stewie will attempt to foil their new plan.

8.1 /10

S3.E12 ∙ To Love and Die in Dixie

Wed, Nov 14, 2001

After Chris witnesses a convenience store robbery, the Griffins are put in the witness protection program and relocated to the Deep South.

8.1 /10

S3.E13 ∙ Screwed the Pooch

Wed, Nov 28, 2001

Brian confesses to Peter and Lois that he has had sexual yearnings lately, so Lois suggests that Brian join them for a change of scenery.

7.3 /10

S3.E14 ∙ Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?

Wed, Dec 05, 2001

While learning about his family history, Chris discovers that one of Peter's ancestors was a black slave once owned by the Pewterschmidts.

7.6 /10

S3.E15 ∙ Ready, Willing and Disabled

Wed, Dec 19, 2001

Joe becomes a media darling after Peter spikes his sports drink with steroids during a track and field event for the disabled; the kids bicker over $26 they found.

7.5 /10

S3.E16 ∙ A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Thu, Dec 20, 2001

Holiday mishaps include Lois going ballistic after losing her Christmas cheer and Peter not being able to watch the KISS Christmas special.

7.6 /10

S3.E17 ∙ Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

Wed, Jan 16, 2002

Brian is sentenced to community service following a drunk driving episode; Peter cares for three endangered nestlings living in his freshly-grown beard.

7.4 /10

S3.E18 ∙ From Method to Madness

Wed, Jan 23, 2002

When Brian shows interest in theatre, Lois convinces him to try out for School of Performing Arts, but during the audition, Brian is dismissed by the judges.

7.4 /10

S3.E19 ∙ Stuck Together, Torn Apart

Wed, Jan 30, 2002

Peter's jealously reaches its peak when Lois runs into an old boyfriend, so Lois recommends marriage counseling to fix their relationship.

7.6 /10

S3.E20 ∙ Road to Europe

Wed, Feb 06, 2002

Stewie and Brian go on a Pan-European journey back home after becoming stranded in Saudi Arabia; Peter is aghast to learn Lois is not really a fan of KISS.

7.8 /10

S3.E21 ∙ Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

Wed, Feb 13, 2002

Peter gets three wishes by a genie; The Griffins get superpowers; Quahog turns into the Little Rascals.

7.4 /10

S3.E22 ∙ When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

Sat, Nov 08, 2003

Driven by his tilted views on Judaism, Peter goes from finding a Jewish accountant to throwing Chris a Bar Mitzvah to make him smart. Meanwhile, a group of angry Catholics are trying to hunt down Peter.

7.3 /10