Peter and the guys use Joe's body cams to remember the million-dollar ideas they have while drinking; Quagmire must come to terms with an unexpected family development.
Stewie wins a participation award in his school's toddler games, leading him to question everything he's ever won; Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and has to repair the damage.
When the Wi-Fi goes out, Peter and Lois tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in this spoof of the '90s sitcom Friends and everything else '90s.
When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal who is now a successful millionaire dog reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered; Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes.
Peter is told to work from home when his sweat becomes a liability; Stewie and Chris create a fake Kickstarter campaign with Brian to pay for the damages done to an electronics store.
The Griffins experience life without Meg when she's erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, and she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere.
Following another blackout, the Griffins re-imagine three stories from the Bible about Adam and Eve, Noah, and the Last Supper while cooped up in a motel room during a storm.
Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins when he gets fired for fat-shaming Chris at school; Brian sues Stewie for portraying him as an idiot in a series of children's books.
