1999

S5.E1 ∙ Stewie Loves Lois

Sat, Sep 09, 2006

After she saves Rupert, Stewie smothers Lois with affection; After his first prostate exam, Peter sues Dr. Hartman for sexual harassment.

8.2 /10

S5.E2 ∙ Mother Tucker

Sat, Sep 16, 2006

Peter's mom starts dating Tom Tucker; Brian and Stewie host their own raunchy radio program.

7.4 /10

S5.E3 ∙ Hell Comes to Quahog

Sat, Sep 23, 2006

Meg takes a job at a new superstore, which causes Peter to lose his job and the town's electricity.

7.5 /10

S5.E4 ∙ Saving Private Brian

Sat, Nov 04, 2006

Stewie and Brian join the army and are sent to Iraq; Chris becomes the lead singer of a rock band.

7.6 /10

S5.E5 ∙ Whistle While Your Wife Works

Sat, Nov 11, 2006

Lois does Peter's work while he recovers from losing his fingers in an accident; Brian begins dating an unintelligent woman, much to Stewie's delight.

7.6 /10

S5.E6 ∙ Prick Up Your Ears

Sat, Nov 18, 2006

Lois becomes the school's sex ed teacher, but is fired for having "radical" views; Stewie attempts to kill the Tooth Fairy.

7.3 /10

S5.E7 ∙ Chick Cancer

Sat, Nov 25, 2006

Stewie tries to win over retired child actress Olivia; Peter makes his own chick flick.

7.4 /10

S5.E8 ∙ Barely Legal

Sat, Dec 16, 2006

After taking her to the prom, Meg becomes obsessed with Brian; The guys join the police force to help Joe.

7.8 /10

S5.E9 ∙ Road to Rupert

Sat, Jan 27, 2007

After Brian accidentally sells Rupert at a yard sale, he and Stewie travel to Aspen to get him back; Meg is forced to be Peter's driver after he loses his license.

7.8 /10

S5.E10 ∙ Peter's Two Dads

Sat, Feb 10, 2007

After Francis dies, Peter learns his real father lives in Ireland, so he and Brian set out to find him.

7.6 /10

S5.E11 ∙ The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Sat, Feb 17, 2007

Peter becomes the neighborhood bully; Stewie has a cancer scare after staying in a tanning bed too long.

7.6 /10

S5.E12 ∙ Airport '07

Sat, Mar 03, 2007

Peter becomes a redneck and gets Quagmire fired. So the gang sets out to get Quagmire his job back.

7.7 /10

S5.E13 ∙ Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey

Sat, Mar 10, 2007

Peter's attempts to become physically fit lead to a friendship with Bill Clinton, which inadvertently nearly destroys Peter & Lois' marriage.

7.2 /10

S5.E14 ∙ No Meals on Wheels

Sat, Mar 24, 2007

After Peter finds a valuable coin and sells it for $50, 000, he opens his own restaurant, but things don't end well when he bans Joe and all of his handicapped friends.

7.2 /10

S5.E15 ∙ Boys Do Cry

Sat, Apr 28, 2007

When Stewie gets sick from communion, the town is convinced he's possessed by the devil, forcing the family to go on the run, and end up in Texas.

7.2 /10

S5.E16 ∙ No Chris Left Behind

Sat, May 05, 2007

After being expelled for having the lowest average standardized test score, Chris is accepted into a snobby private school, forcing the family to struggle to pay the tuition.

7.3 /10

S5.E17 ∙ It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One

Sat, May 12, 2007

Lois becomes the new Mayor of Quahog, but soon becomes corrupt with power.

7.5 /10

S5.E18 ∙ Meet the Quagmires

Sat, May 19, 2007

Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 to be 18 again, but when he bails on Lois, he soon learns he's alters the present, where Lois is married to Quagmire.

8.4 /10