Stewie convinces Brian to take it slow with his new girlfriend, but she becomes impatient and hooks up with Cleveland. Brian then tries to get Cleveland back together with his ex-wife Loretta to get him out of the picture.
Peter rediscovers his favorite song, "Surfin' Bird" by the Trashmen, and discovers that Jesus Christ is working at a used record store in Quahog, and sets out to let everyone know that he has come back.
Peter must pass the third grade in order to get a promotion at the brewery; Stewie turns Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr.'s nightclub into a trendy hotspot.
The guys try to help Joe and Bonnie get money for their hospital bill after their baby is born after seven year of Bonnie being pregnant, a baby who Stewie develops a crush on.
Meg who is ill with the mumps, becomes religious and tries to convert Brian from Atheism; Stewie teleports the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) to Quahog.
